http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/electoral-commission-rules-penis-drawn-on-ballot-paper-a-vote-for-the-greens/In a landmark decision, AEC Federal Coordinator Faye Splushman said that the male genital best represents The Greens and what they stand for.
“Each year, there are so many dicks,” she said.
“There’s honestly thousands, maybe tens of thousands. So we’ve ruled this year that all the scribbled dicks on ballot papers should go to the biggest collection of dicks in the country,”
“That being said, if you’re talented enough to draw an arsehole, then we’ll give that vote to the Liberals. If you put letters where you’re supposed to put numbers, we’ll assume you’re dumb enough to vote for The Nationals. If you leave the whole thing blank, then we’ll assume you were trying to vote for Bill Shorten,” she said.