A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the
perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and hopes a sales
person doesn't pop up right now. As she
turns back, there standing next to her is
a salesman.
"How are you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just
touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when
you hear the price."