Everyone, I have been living a lie I cannot continue anymore. I am not Karl. I am... ...Mitch Connor.
Just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from forum to forum pissing people off. But i'm tired of running.
I've been a cheater all my life. And now I've pissed you guys off, and I canot stand to see your pain anymore.
Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Madaz and Pauly. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart. But it's over now.
The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon.
Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down. I wonder, will I dream?