shaolin

That is some funny @%#-%@$$#%@--@%$#$%@!!!

PENRITH!!! It's a little late to go there from Dural....

I'll try and come along and meet everyone....(Most of the Teletech's anyway) and if there are any spare places left I might throw the commo on the rollers

MMMMM ............ I wish I was rich enough to have a thrasher ...(I don't think it gonna last too long though)

I laughed out loud..............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.............

Congratulations my Friend............ You will probably spend a little less time in the postwhore thread now

I was thinking the exact same thing .

"An Engineer and His Frog" An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's really cool."

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want. " The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains, and bodily functions. One seventy-year-old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty-year-old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The ninety-year-old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" asked the others. "I don't wake up until nine."

This was taken from the Alameda County District Attorney's Office publication "The Point of View" In a murder trial, the defence attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: ATTORNEY: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? CORONER: No. ATTORNEY: Did you listen to the heart? CORONER: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? CORONER: No. ATTORNEY: So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure the man was dead, were you? CORONER: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.

The top 10 things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson's Jedi-master character to say in the new Star Wars prequel: 10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the mother****in' droids you're looking for. 9. Womprat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. 8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every mother****in' stormtrooper in the room...accept no substitutes. 7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the **** we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine. 6. Feel the Force, mother****er. 5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What? 4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say! 3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie. 2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? 1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother ****er."

Just a little lower I think............

Also saw a Light Blue R33 at that Lookout point thing in Dural......If your here I am the blue commodore who couldn't get traction:D

I saw MIS-33R in Dural Country Club tonight............. Who Is that????????

It is True!!!!!!! but he is a pretty whore............

Bump...................

This is very True................

Yes the wheather has turned alittle..... so we will see what happens too.

Excellent but I have a friend too whom does not own a koenigsegg just a cough cough...Holden, oh hang on I have one too.....The Aussie skyline....

Is this a Skylines only Cruise Or a skyline comunity cruise???? As I don't have a skyline yet......

Have never tried it but could ask dad If we could borrow his boat......55ft with twin Turbocharged Diesel motors.......700HP each:D Whadaya reckon...hahahahaha

Yeah that is a pain. My sisters boy friend stayed over just the other night and some prick came all the way up a private driveway smashed his rear, side, and front windows and drove off. No other cars were touched and nothing was stollen..... They heard the hole thing but did not see the car... If they had woke me up at 5am when it happened I would have chased the F**kers in my own car and they would know they did something very very wrong... an alarm is only as good as it has been installed... I have had the same alarm in my car installed twice as the first time the guy who did it was sooo bad the car could have burnt down twice .

The one in my Avator is the Do-Luck 32 GTR .....MMMMmmmmm