A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna (Grandmother)said:
"Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is Going to
try and
kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is
going
to try and feel you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do
that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have
his way
with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It
will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just
turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
.....................Nonna fainted!!