THat reminds me of a story me cousin told me...
he was @ work 1 day and this guy was givin him grief about bein a wog so he turned a round and said
"every1 want's 2 be italian, they just won't admit it"
the guy turned around and sed
"bullshit!!!!, i'd rather be an arab" (or something like that)
and me cuz said
"see you won't admit it"
shut him up good!!!