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Thank god I'm on holidays, don't have to see you stalking me everyday in the carpark

The button to enable the switches is next the gearshift, funny looking button with a steering wheel on it. If it doesn't work check the connection on the back, it commonly get forgotten about if someone has taken the console out and put it back.

I'd imagine that's how it would work, disable the power and it'll default to off. You'd have to ask the guy that's running it.

30kms...when did they sneak that one in? It was 40kmh last time I heard and 2 x 20kmh breaches. It'll be 20kmh over before you know it then 10kmh........

Yes it will work, n-butanol is a bit better due to it not being so hydrophillic, but go easy on the stuff.

Pretty sure series 2 Autos have helical also

oh noes, I'll have to check work commitments, may be pulling a holiday weekend overtime shift.

Soo jealous! Excellent results there, that's a great tune!

Indian doesn't exist for me if it isn't from the Banyan Tree in New Farm or Dawats at Springwood, eat anywhere else and you're eating a poor excuse for good indian food

as above! 115 Hyde Rd Yeronga 4104

You can't just say that, picsorban!

Why yes, but I'm sure Jay is in no way intersted in such shenanigans

Tubba ftw!!! Yeah I may dare to go back to 88kg....oh the humanity, plus I've got wedding piccies to look good in

Exaclty, only Chuck Norris can move Chuck Norris

Word to the wise: If you and your mate ride a bike to work, don't scootch to the front of a line of cars when one is a Clubsport and the other an XR6 turbo. Especially when I'd been g'ing the Clubsport up the whole way to work, you too will get nudged like a bowling ball going for a 4/10 split. Was pretty funny, the guy in the Clubby hammered off the line, the bikes went left and right as he plowed through them, then he proceeded to give them a blast at the next set of lights about how the tools shouldn't pull in front of a car which is obviously going to pound off the line….good for him, damn bikes that weazle to the front and do 5kmh!!!!

Damn, girth only then

Wait where did the tape-measure go, I want to measure my wang as well!!!!

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Do the girl or copy the stuffed head?

LoL I went through similar shit, my car was stolen a day before my policy was due to be renewed, but hey the assessor still insinuated it was me and kept asking how the hell it got stolen, even after they had made an arrest. Assessor scum fat slag!@!!@!

Zoom were intersted in my 1J BMX, but it had nothing on my 4AG GTR

And when you drive it like you stole it.....so if you see 'MELLO' on the roads, look out!!!!!!

And on a lighter note, my mate blew his diff in the Typhoon on Saturday. Stock as a rock, so I'd hate to see the life expectancy of a modded one.

• Awesome for the track, no need to remember to press 'that' button • Mismatched rims sizes (people who put R34 GTR rims on and find the TCS triggers) • Upgraded valve bodies, hassle free driving without TCS kicking in every gearshift • Manuals, chirp gears without losing power between shifts and boost dropping off

Aside from an alarm you need a good old fashioned Gypsy curse installed as well. I warned whoever stole my last car it was cursed, they were too late and it got them!!! The current installed curse is a lot worse, it has the soul of 2 previous cars and it's new found personality as well *beware*