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  1. The couch might have got a workout during his drunken dreams. Cheers Ken
  2. Make my fillet steak marinaded with with a touch of spice !Lol Ohh , ok then , just don't burn the snags What ! you want me to cook the food AND bring the beer. Niz , stop battering those eyelids Cheers see you all soon Ken
  3. But not:alcoholic :alcoholic :alcoholic Cheers Ken
  4. * niz counts down with finger poised on the button* Cheers Ken
  5. 3 now
  6. Bout 5 to be exact Cheers Ken
  7. Oooohh sneaky. The old I'm tired trick. And then sneaks back to bookend. Can't trust anyone under 40 I say. Cheers Ken
  8. nope , just means you can't own and run , gotta be there till the end. Cheers Ken
  9. Anyway solo whoring is for people like Troy and Paul so. I'm outta here, niiittee all Cheers Ken
  10. Well all the guys agree Niz You can be on top anytime:D Cheers Ken
  11. Hugs to Niz and cos it means so much to you and you gave such an emotional speech we will change the rules back. * presents Niz with the 500th page whore award and 2nd top female whore * Cheers Ken
  12. Troy and myself ( much to pwpt60secf 's disgust ) changed the rules. Only yours if you bookend ( 1st and last post on the page ). So you now you have to stay up and whore more. Haha a poet. Cheers Ken:D
  13. ohh so soon , I'm just getting warmed up. Niiite Niz and the beer will be cold * Hmm , no hug * Daymn. Cheers Ken
  14. Cmon you lot!! Keep up:cheers: :jump: Hellloooo , where is everyone. Cheers Ken
  15. Always made me wonder about the recycling aspect of pub toilets. Imagine the profit. By 1/2 way thru the night , the average punter wouldn't know if it was fresh or recycled anyway. Cheers Ken
  16. Hmm might have to speak to the Pitstop bookshop about this. Peter , you need a fancy dunny to attract more guys to shop here. Cheers Ken
  17. yellow urinal cakes. What do they taste like ?? Cheers Ken
  18. Ahhh , no. I can guarantee you from the view I had , there was no dangly bits. Cheers Ken
  19. Double doh !! Too slow AGAIN. Cheers Ken
  20. Doh ! Too slow again. Best one I had was the drunk chick who just walked up to the urinal , hiked up her skirt ( no knickers ) and let rip . I was standing there , slack jawed ( only the jaw was slack by then tho ) wondering how she did it . Cheers Ken
  21. I love it when you are at the urinal and the chicks who can't wait for the queue start using the mens dunnys. Bit of a shock to still be zipping up and confronted by a chick as you turn. Cheers Ken
  22. yea well I won't hold anything against him , especially me. pwpt60secf on the other hand might be tempted , being gay and all..... Cheers Ken teach him to party
  23. Russell , keep with the programme man ! Read back bout 2 pages. Cheers Ken
  24. Reason I asked is that can maybe get a bit of a deal on drinks and meal there one day. Mike Rasheed owns that and my niece Jacqui runs the place for him. Cheers Ken
  25. Make sure you don't wind it down for 24 hrs. Bwahahaha Ohh and Niite . Check with kyles bout tomorrow and call me .She might be a bit scared of me , dirty old man that I am. hehehe Cheers Ken
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