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  1. I SO wish I had learned Jap at school ( all they had was french ). If I new how to read and speak Japanese I would be a wealthy man by now. Cheers Ken
  2. 1 again Chill Joe , wouldn't even try to speak Korean ( but then again I don't have to cos I'm not in Korea ) 2 again Sale of the Century is long gone so they need more than a new girl. 3 again wtf?? Cheers Ken
  3. Hehehe , the last time I was polite and opened the door for a lady , she looked at me like dirt. So I said thats it , I'm a tuff ruff bad boy now. * yes dear , I'm coming dear yes I have washed the dishes dear* See I told ya I wuz tuff Cheers not henpecked Ken
  4. Golden Showers ??? !!! NIZ ! , and I thought you were virginal and chaste . How do you know about such things. PS can I have the Vid. lol Cheers Ken
  5. 3 probs ! Joe can't speak engrish , lot alone type it 2 Glenn is there so I can name drop ( sides it wuz yoo who mentioned Sale of the Century ) 3 there are definitely no gentleman here. Cheers neither an officer or a gentleman Ken
  6. Is that a fancy name for passing out over the keyboard ?? Cheers Ken
  7. As opposed to me who is a newb oldie. j/k Yea me old mate Glenn. Won two Classic rallies in W Aust with him a few years ago. Hell nice guy with a great sense of humour. Was VERY popular with the ladies. Cheers Ken
  8. YAY , YAY . 2 nights of whoring and I finally got T O P Top Of Page for the uninitiated. Cheers happy, happy , happy Ken
  9. And besides , Sale of the Century is no longer. They booted me mate Glenn off. Cheers Ken I am ignoring Niz's last posting. Is it working ??
  10. Yea but walking in with the full 38 editions of the Funk and Wagnell ( say THAT 4 times when your pissed niz ) will probably give it away. Cheers Ken
  11. Ohh trust me you DON'T want to know what I really think. Cheers old with imagination Ken
  12. It's not WHAT I can do , it is WHO I can do that will make the money. Geez 6 pages and no animal sex yet. Have worked out by a method of deduction ( Elementary my dear whats on, hehe) that the animal sex problem is pwptf Cheers sherlock Ken
  13. Who said you were dating pwptf ?? I thought you had WAY more class than that anyway.lol Cheers I'm gonna cop it Ken
  14. Only if I can do the personal demo's:D Cheers Ken
  15. Yep , don't require stimulation , always ready ( or eveready as they say ), don't have to kiss it , no bad breath ,comes in handy pocket size to OMFG where is THAT going. Hmmm your right , you girls don't need us.
  16. or reading this thread Ken
  17. Trippin ?? the only trippin I do is over my Zimmer frame . lol Cheers Old but not senile Ken
  18. BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend Hehehe Cheers Ken
  19. Huh where did that come from. Sheesh joe , keep it on topic . Hmmmm .................. what is the topic ?? Cheers I'm confused AGAIN Ken
  20. Ahh yes but without us sneeza all you would have is BOB Cheers Ken
  21. oestragen , hahaha. Female equivalent of male hormones. That or it's a hybrid large flightless bird:bahaha: Cheers animal sexpert Ken
  22. Hahahaha I had him and Troy beached in my pool. Trust me I am so not jealous , he is all yours joe ya big stud you ( topgun , loved it ). Cheers Ken
  23. No Joe , he wore those just for you:bahaha: Cheers Ken
  24. Don't tell him that . He has a hard enough time fitting his heads in the line as it is:D Cheers Ken
  25. sheesh Whinges when we aren't here and when we are , disappears ?? Maybe that last champagne has caused total loss of co ordination Cheers Ken
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