Batski

The intercooler generally only partially removes the heat created through compression as the intercooler like most things is only so efficient. Cooling the charge doesn't create a 'more combustible charge' it increases its density so that more mass of charge fills the cyclinder. The matched engine speed/air supply ratio you imply is only really going to occur with a positive displacement supercharger (even then volumetric efficiencies change throughout the RPM band). Centrifugal superchargers however obviously provide a flow that is not linear against their speed of rotation. Consequently depending on when the supercharger is providing adequate flow to start producing boost good power may or may not be coming on any earlier.

Definitely do not go down that road ^ If you are going to pay someone else to do the work find someone who has actually done this conversion before. They will know exactly what is involved and will give you realistic estimate on total cost. I'm guessing the cheapest quote from from some local mechanic could end up costing the most and taking the longest time to complete.

A woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Jacko. "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. Jacko came running in. "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey"(his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Bluey said "Lets try Plan C" "Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her" "Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her t!ts" "Play with her t!ts"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"? Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"

Refer to 'grinds my gears' thread!!

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Scary: THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

Careless people in carparks (vandals!) that absent mindedly open their car doors straight into YOUR car, or allow their shopping trollies to roll into YOUR car. Yeah, that pretty much grinds my gears...

This is wrong: Tom did like he always does; He crawled into bed, kissed his wife,& fell asleep. Soon, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. "What are you doing in my bedroom? .... & who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied. "I am St. Peter, & you are in heaven." "WHAT?! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Tom. "I want you to send me back IMMEDIATELY!" "It's not that easy," said St. Peter. "You can only return as either a dog or a hen. The choice is yours." Tom thought about this for a while & figured that being a dog is too tiring but a hen probably has a nice & relaxing life. And besides....running around with a rooster can't be all THAT bad. "I wanna return as a hen," Tom requested. In the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, very nicely feathered. However, he now felt as if his rear end was gonna blow. Then, along came the rooster: "Hey!!! You must be the new hen St. Peter told me about,"he said. "How ya like being a hen?" "Well.......it's OK, I guess, but it feels like my ass is about to explode." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You, my friend, need to lay an egg." "How do I do that?" Tom asked. "Ya just cluck twice, & then ya push with everything ya got." Tom clucked twice & pushed more than he was good for, & then.... 'PLOP' ........ an egg was on the ground. "Wow!" Tom said, "that felt REALLY good!" So, he clucked again & squeezed. There was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Tom, for cryin' out loud! Wake up! You're shitting all over the bed!!!

This ones a little crude, but anyway: A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband shrugged and said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet. Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear." Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me." Chicken says: "big deal I only have to cough, and the entire planet sh*t's itself."