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  1. Patty will grope Mike's epiglottis, whilst Dan's fisting.
  2. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
  3. Oh, because he's on the grass.... my mind work slow some times. Unlike my supreme speed and skill on the track. You guys are clutching and oiled straws
  4. Can't argue with that. Defending... fastest lap (apart from that guy who was a proper-like kart racer). That means nothing though as the kart was the let down last time. Whats the Brockbank Mowing Team?
  5. The shit thing about this all is that THEY ARE CREATING JOBS..... Some old dude with a bit of a cough and gone and blamed car emissions, oh goody...... sigh* The Gov'mnt keep introducing laws without basic practices to see if they actually work first. It's a shambles run by wombles This emissions stuff is in place in the UK and you pay more tax/registration if your car produces more CO2. To say that a car STRAIGHT UP FAILS this test is a stupid conclusion.
  6. *you don't add a word, desperate Dan's one......* grammar added
  7. Practice will also be quali. Each driver gets about 4 laps before the race to determine team order on the grid...
  8. he had bananarama Obama's super soaker bung*ole
  9. 9 teams at the moment, COM'on I need more people to over take....
  10. she had bananarama dans super soaker bung*ole
  11. Balloon annoyingly angered dans chevy nova
  12. Mike Minelli assassinated dan's chevy chase
  13. GTST > sell GTR > buy
  14. Listen to you old men...
  15. If you veer off into the dirt you will get a flag waved at as just as you PASS the pit lane (for some reason) meaning you have to pit for a chain re-oiling, keeps dem inner working sprightly. 2 drivers is best, you will realise that time flies when your on the track and 22 minutes per driver, with 4 drivers is 8 minutes less track time than we had at the first outing.
  16. This thread went nowhere I want ARN-SUHS
  17. Topaz

    Movies

    You silly fat bastard
  18. Homo Mike sloppy fleshlight fruit f**ker
  19. I have a 55x4 RMS Alpine V12 for sale James - $175
  20. Topaz

    R33 Club

    We just call you The Boat People
  21. Good to know, now lets get that price to head south for winter
  22. I accidentally.... Sofa King tattoo face
  23. Looks like it's gunna be a pretty boring event with me and Paul out front for 100 laps
  24. I am voting for the girls on Facebook, but most of the cars submitted are VY commodore utes with 19" rims, woooooww!
  25. Michael Jackson - Number Ones and HIStory
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