Well try the following "dares" to make your
working day a bit more exciting. Each dare has a point attached to it and
to make the game more exciting only the player (which is you)should know
what the dare is. Good Luck!!
1 - POINT DARES:
- Run one lap around the office at top speed.
- Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
must be in the toilet at the time).
- Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.
- To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and
grimace.
- Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
- Walk sideways to the photocopier.
3 - POINT DARES:
- Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled
fingers.
- Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that,
I don't want to have to repeat it."
- Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
- Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
5 - POINT DARES:
- At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
- Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
- For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
- Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number
two."
- After every sentence say "mon" in a rally bad Jamaican accent. As in,
"the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
- In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
- Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
- Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very
important conference call.
- Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each
biscuit with your fist.
- During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.