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Bosozoku Shakotan Aus Style!
Mr Eps replied to shakotan-cefiro's topic in Four Door Family & Wagoneers
and have candy pink interior paintjobs. and yes why would you drift a soarer they're way too heavy haha but i specifically mean - if you're going to drift - do it in a car taht you're prepared to not shed a tear when the bumper rips off, or the fenders split... or the wheel buckles and needs new suspension arms i know that i for one would cry if that happened on such a "Custom fabricated" car! also if you're trying to go 10in wide wheels... wouldn't that make it more difficult to drift maybe? and my advice on wheels... go japanese. don't go china copy. -
Bosozoku Shakotan Aus Style!
Mr Eps replied to shakotan-cefiro's topic in Four Door Family & Wagoneers
speaking of maccas wage. why would you go to all this trouble of fabricating chin spoilers and overfenders and then drifitng it??? if you want a drift car get a drfit car... if you want to make a zoku-sha... (jap equivalent of a hotrod / death trap) then do that... you comprimise both styles by doing the two! -
Nissan Silvia S13 Auto Sr20de 0-100kmh Time?
Mr Eps replied to La Bomba's topic in Engines & Forced Induction
has the silvia made it past the 400m line yet? OLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. HEY I GOT A JOKE FOR YAZ ALL WHY DID THE AUTO NA SILVIA CROSS THE ROAD *why* I DUNNO MATE I'LL GIVE YAZ A CALL NEXT THURSDAY WHEN IT GETS TO THE OTHER SIDE BECAUSE IT'S SO SLOWWLWOWLOWLWOLWOWLWOWOLlloLOLoLOlOlOOloLolOL -
sup. as i'm sure you can all assume, i have an RB20de+T running in my Nissan Cefiro sick yeah? ok. all gear in the setup is purely stock true to cefiro parts, except for the skyline injectors, and the R34 SMIC an opportunity has arisen to purcahse some 550cc injectors... normally i'm not really into "power" mods but these are cheap, and apparently free of any foul play.. the reason i'm buying them.. is because my injectors are absoluteFUCKERSTHATNEEDTOBURNIN ETERNAL HELL FUCK and so they have to be swapped out the reason they're absoluteFUCKERSTHATNEEDTOBURNIN ETERNAL HELL FUCK is because they leak petrol everywhere, my girlfriend says that this is not a good thing and can prove to be quite dangerous should the car go up in flames while driving. i spoke to my doctor the other day also and he says that driving with leaking injectors can prove to be quite daft especially should the engine block heat up and the car explode killing you and any passengers. upon hearing this advice i was quite suprised. i would also like to add that worse to the danger issue caused by my absoluteFUCKERSTHATNEEDTOBURNIN ETERNAL HELL FUCKer injectors.. is my fuel economy is not very good due to 75% of my petrol pissing everywhere ohhhhh the fun. so 550cc denso injectors. into stock RB20DE+T head, stock fuel rail. stock ECU. stock tune. if i get these injectors. will ninjas come out and stab me in the face? and then while i bleed dieing on the floor proceed to kill my family before my eyes? or will things be OKAY. regards Rowan
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Discussion Point
Mr Eps replied to Mr Eps's topic in Importing, Compliance, Modification Laws & Regulations
nope! both wrong gents... A31 cefiro (the "cool" ones that everyone mistakes for S13) were made 1988-1994. A32 ranged from 1995 - 1998 A32(1995-1998) from wikipedia it was this exact colour, that car, those wheels, everything. everything about it was purely "cefiro" this has me rather perplexed. i'm thinking... personal import scheme, and has since been "sold off" once in the country to different owner / owners but the guy driving looked like the seediest dodgiest slimiest slipperiest of sorts. of possibly iraqi decent... which generally denotes he owns a wrecking business (that is definately how things are out in WA) which makes me wonder if he organised some realllllyyyyy suspect stuff.. like rebirthing. -
hey guys... last friday night i was driving out with my girlfriend for dinner but that's not the suprising part... what suprised me most about it... was i was getting my drive on... and i saw a nissan maxima... my interest was raised becasue the tail lights were different... i said to jess "what the hell is the deal with the maxima?" she goes "yeah it looks funny..." then... same like this it was an A32 nissan Cefiro! i said "WTF OMG BBQ cefiro!?!?!" she goes oh yeah wait i seen that car already it's a cefiro i bought it up with you months ago and you said it was probably some kid badge swapping a jap badge onto it" (which did happen) but i looked closely over the car as we over took it... it had, weird cefiro tail lights... cefiro emblems on the wheels... cefiro badging on the boot and grill... and a cefiro chrome grill... now... we all should know here that no Cefiro ever made it to SEVS. we should also know that A32 never made the cut for the old fifteen year rule... which narrows it down to two possibilities... 1) it's a "JDM" retrofit maxima. (unlikely. because if this was the case, the car was done top to toe in japanese gear...which is too far lengths to go to considering the car was in absolutely CRAP condition.) 2) it was brought in as a personal import... also unlikely, because.... it's just an A32. no point bringing it into the country. furthermore the car was in TERRIBLE cond. faded paint. chemicals spilled on it, looked like junk point 1 and point 2 are both unlikely because it was being driven by what could only be described as the most disgusting seedy atrocious looking arabic guy. to put it bluntly his appearance reeked of "dodgy wrecker" / Car rebirther. so, forum... what do you think has happened here? it's been racking my brains since i saw it... ...any chance of some REALLY dodgy shit going down?
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i could give it a couple of days ...or you could just... give ME your R34 instead
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oh fck me in the beard... u just reminded me... the front cleared when i was de but not now im det n use a stock bov from skyline crosspipe. itll fir if u hve stock cefiro crosspipe with no bov but if u have a bov locate on bridge of crosspipe it wont fit totally forgot about that hey!
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strut tower braces. they fit RB20 DET dunno what you mean about SR items annnnnddddd no brand... they were from Jshop
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old pic is old. rota have stepped up their quality since the 1990s but seriously @ shakotan cefiro - if you're building a "shakotan" cefiro... ...for god's sake get jap wheels. don't fk around with chinese sh1t!!! SSR 15 x6.5 +18, bargain and again 15x7 +10 front 15x8 -11 rears with a reverse mount. crazy. wheels and tyres landed for a little bit over a grand. genuine. japanese. shakotan. kgo.
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NERRRRRR i already TOLD him that!!! DUH!!! SEEEEE????
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i tell you what. i give you an idea that will make you crap yourself. art thou ready? okay. sidescrolling fighter. so simplistic. so hard to beat. so much fun think double dragon meets street fighter. in a cartoon 2d environment. think 8bit music. think cutesy cartoon graphics. but think voilence. think easy. yet think nearly IMPOSSIBLE to beat. think no plot at all. if there is to be plot. think an easy yet random one. like some mobster guido stole his 240Z. and he has to fight 10,000 other guidos to get it back. think three lives. think wooden crates. baseball bats with nails hammered through them. think broken legs. think knives. think denim jackets with sleeves cut off. think a boss level with a fat black dude wearing a wife beater. think henchmen dieing with four punches. ...but make sure you keep those 16bit cartoon style graphics. but make HEAPS of colours. and shading. so that it still has a hidef modern sheen to it. uniquety in imitiation. that's what the f*ck i want to see in a game. a game that's SO HARD TO PLAY it makes your hair turn grey. yet it's so easy to get so friggin far in it. that it's enough to keep you hanging on and loving it. it needs to be a character that's charming as all hell. someone so quintessential of their own stereotype that you just want to BE him.
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i have rear only RG JTC N'1 coilovers, height adjustable, twin cynlinder and the damper adjusts with your height n shit yo 500 monies but will take an offer if you are a budgo scum sucker will suit cefiro / laurel / 32 4door also have strut tower braces. throw me an offer.
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....am i the only one who notices here that OP was asking whther or not to sell his car and after 8 or so pages of lengthy discussion he decided to sell his R33 and get a WRX after taking one for a test drive?? op - you don't need wheels to fit wide body. you need to find God. haha furthermore... your proposed wheel fitment probably won't require widebody. look up www.rimtuck.com for ideas of sizes and fitment. to clarify - OP - i really hate you because you keep asking questions and i keep helping you out. your proposed fitment is posted in this link ... 18x10 +22. keep in mind that's an R32 with smaller guards than your 33... so the proposed fitment will fit fine again in this link you'll find R33 GTST with 18 x 10 +22 running a 245/40 tyre. he's not running widebody or lippage. another pic here to see the real fitment. keep in mind he's running an 18 x10 +22 on FRONT also. no widebody. no guards lipped so not only will you now see that not only do you not need to lip, or to widebody... you will also see your wheel choice is infact quite conservative.. one more thing. i don't REALLY hate you. but it's quite annoying that i can't help but get baited into writing essay posts only to see that my heart felt advice is just water off a ducks back to you haha edit - see? as i said. i can't help but get baited into helping you out. lol okay you want a 10 inch rim onto a 275 tyre... 275 = two hundred and seventy five millimetres wide... onto a 10 inch rim. - i'm assuming you already know this... and i needn't explain it to you but 275mm = 11 inches. the tyre will be too wide for the rim of the wheel. and if you put this 11inch wide tyre onto a 10 inch rim.. then put the setup on your car. ninjas will come out and kill you, and kill your family, and kill everyone you like... that's a fate worse than death my friend... no seriously it won't cause any issues... but it will look a bit retarded, esp in a 35 profile, and thinking about it - it probably would cause your guards to rub my advice... change guards and widebodies to fit a WHEEL fair enough... but for a consumable like tyres? nah. that is wack... you should get the same amount of grip /traction running say a 255 or 265 provided you get a higher end tyre... rather than getting a 275 just for the sake of having a 275
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oh but it is my dear thanks man... ummm i don't know??? i'm not from NSW so i don't know how "transferral of ownership" goes down over there... i'm only going on assumption though... and i'm not about to pressure you into buying it then going to all this struggle to freight it to you (within your budget of course) only to have your spirits hopes n dreams crushed by the gubberment, you know? i mean, i'd love for you to have the car no doubt... and i'd work out something price wise to cater for freight cos i know what it's like when you're a new driver, you want something wicked... if you can sort out rego somehow or call your gaverning body... i think it's RTA or something... sort it out with them n give it some thought! EDIT - wait it's turbo... can't have it haha... i had all the nonturbo parts to convert but i have probably chucked them in the bin hey sorry mate!
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25GTT if you wanna go to goat farm anytime again let me know - my mate and i started doing that but he's turned into the "7am sunday morning crack of dawn" discipline and i can't do that haha so if you wanna go have a bit of a fang i'd be happy to! there's also the umm i forget what but it's a disused railway... out midland way, the tracks that branch off are VERY cool but they're a bit more gnarly than goatfarm i hear (never been to goatfarm)
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of course it was imported haha, i did the import myself, you can't get them anymore though... 122xxxkm... it's a turbo convert - so originally was a non turbo. suck2bu! haha plus - id be happy to ship it over to you and alter price to fit your budget, butttttttt i dont think you would be able to get it registered over in NSW man sorry
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shut up and buy my cefiro someone. srsly.
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bro this car is too exxy wtf. 7k for what a 20 year old car??? ford didnt import it shes lying about that 100percent. maybe she doesnt know but guarantee they didnt. so thats sorted. she paid 20k in 2000. does she want a medal??? she paod too much. get over it. pit it this way. my great condition rarer turbo cefiro with wonder bodykit stich 18s coilovers and myriad other mods in immac cond has askijg price of 8,5k nego. very nego. n i hav trouble selling. personally id tell her to shove it at any price. so its in good nick. doesnt smack on a 300percent price hike?? edit excuse my spelling errors i havs A samsung omnia its the bane of my existan ce i hate thi piece of shif i relly do touchscreen keyboard my dkck thiz liece of shit is like .... its like a samsung omnia. i know im supposed to think of some really bad anlogy her e but i honestly cant think of any thibg worse than this f**kshit piece of crap phone ho/eztlt
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just say 5K is all you can afford. that's all you can really say man, don't tell them reasons as to why their car isn't worth it... that's cocky and rude.. just say "this is all i can afford.. i have the cash waiting in a brown paper with with a "$" written on it... se what happens. if they come back and offer you guidance then so be it.. but just keep in mind, you're halving their asking price n adding a grand... what would YOU say if someone offered you that
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see now check this sad piece of work over here... this poor guy had an N15 pulsar SSS and bought an R32 GTS you could be him man. crying on a web forum like a 10 year old girl about how he used to be cool poor guy... probably cries himself to sleep every night of his life knowing that someone out there has the N15 that he used to drive. the guy who bought his probably has a really hot girlfriend and a wicked cool job involving something to do with a helicopter. i dunno maybe he sells helicopters on the eastern seaboard. maybe he even deals in complex weaponry like one of those smooth motherf**kers you see in movies. all because he has an N15. his girlfriend is probably really hot.. but classy hot brown hair. C-cup titties that fit snug into a red dress. she does her makeup real nice too cos she knows that if she looks too tarty then she'll get a swift reminder that her weapons dealing partner is infact still on the run from the kremlin motherland, and despite being very dashing and debonair, isn't above flexing his muscle and showing her how to behave if you know what i mean. and if you've ever driven an N15. you'll know exactly what i mean. R32_skyline_GTS will know what i mean. he used to have it all. N15. hot girlfriend. high paying job at conglomo-corp... but then one day his girlfriend got caught in a chemical fire. he had to sell the N15 to pay for her medical expenses. which were conveniently priced at $7,500. his girlfriend was told she'd never walk again. but in the chemical fire. she gained superpowers of rapid healing and recovery. and also had grown an addiction to sex. unfortunately. R32skylineGTS had to sell the N15 to Vladmir Kraknovich. a dashing debonair arms dealer. who was going to buy a nonturbo auto silvia at first. but decided to save money on an N15 instead. legend has it that Kraknovich bought the N15 and gave some girl he shacked up with a C cup boob job. legend has it... that girl... is R32SkylineGTS's's's ex love. she's happy. but is missing something in her soul. but can't go back to where she thought she was happy. because where she was happy. now has a nonturbo skyline. it's sad stuff man... sad stuff.. ...in futher news 02Stagea - cheers man! people usually call me gay or fat so thanks for the kudos!
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SHENANNIGANS!!!!!!111!!111ty