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  1. http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/topic/373425-r32-bonnet/
  2. Happly take the Transmission Brad for the asking price. PM sent
  3. I bought that bonnet a few weeks back
  4. A blonde? Put a small hand gun in her bag - Problem solved
  5. Looking at buying just the 4 SPEED AUTO WITH A 3200RPM STALL CONVERTER - PM Price please ?
  6. Prestige in Hume
  7. was me. Anyone know what he story is with the Search n Rescue & Fire brigade teams on the bridge on Athlon? Looked like a possible car recovery from the river side of the lake late yesterday arvo.
  8. seriously Zane should stop that....
  9. Agree. I would like to see all potentail car drivers ride a motorcycle for at least a year. You get your wits about you when your not cocooned ! if you dont you DIE. Gene pool is improoved.
  10. Have fun and take some pics please
  11. Heaps good luck Matt. Hope you sell real soon so I dont have to keep watching and wanting anothery.....
  12. Credible witne$$ <------- I was there and saw the whole thing !!! It was her fault.............
  13. Shell - please Lock this thread.
  14. If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy… Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below... Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you, to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my ass was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass. Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.' Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day? May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!! ~Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.~
  15. Proud recipeint of 3 Club LX clublocks - Awesome. Thanks Mick Troy - i didnt remember to grab yours at the same time sorry fail
  16. To the hot blonde in the white hot GTR32. One Mines 320kmh black face speedo cluster
  17. New Prices for the thrifty spenders 1. R34 GTT 4 x rims with new tyres (114x5) - $400. minor gutter rash. 2. rOSSI 4 x rims with average tyres (114x5) 18" or 19" cant remember. $100 or 2 x slabs of bourbon 3. New Pioneer speakers 4 x180w 4ohm & a Sony head unit. - V good condition, 10 Pack of woody's 4. Subaru Impreza 2.0L boot lid (Sliver). very good condition - come and get it for a six pack 6. Mines 320kmh black face speedo cluster to suit GTR R32. - $200: and All will be ditched this weekend except for the Stez and speedo cluster as these don't consume much space. And NO you cant have freebies!!!
  18. BTW - where's ma Clublocks. Needem now and happy to go pick up
  19. Wow - good eyesight to pick 6" I had to go check and they're 18cm so no worries. Stez & Speakers back up for a carton of Woodstock Arghhh thats right Pirates The Wheels have got to go. No reasonable offers refused..
  20. 27 August - it looks like a saturday evening woot. Good day for a supa cruise wouldn't mind seeing how many skylines we can get out and about - go the extra effort.
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