I broke down a while ago. Some bogan saw this and walked up to my car.
I explained the battery was having issues and asked if he'd help me push it off the main road just to a side road.
He said he'd happily help if I got him a six pack.
I told him to go eat a dick and then pushed the car myself.
I wonder how his dick eating went.
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More to the topic, the idea is nice. But then some arsehole pretends to break down. When someone goes to help him, he robs the person and steals their car.
It's a cruel cruel world
When you're on your own
It's a cold cold heart
That could turn you down
It's a cruel cruel world
When you're on your own
If you need a friend
I could be the one