*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and
ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend
(hey, some peo ple swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
ROFL HAHAHAHAHHA
I'm actually laughing here