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Why don't you say it to her post! (instead of face) in whore town?? I must say I though the same when I saw the avatar! I did make a mention about it but I don't think she read it!

Yeah F@#k guys! Sorry to hear man! I'll keep eye out, have you explored the street of Balga and Girrawheen?? I found my dad's car in one of the streets not far from where it was taken round there. Obviously get the cops onto it too, but the FWY is close to Balga, hopefully they didn't go far! Didn't you hear it taking off?

HAHA good one! I must remember that one when I explain to a girl next time!

Hey AlphA, don't mean to be a pain, and I'm not posting this link cause Im trying to get this guy a sale, but you really should check this guys R33 out! its in fantastic condition etc, in my eyes anyway Give the guy a ring, he'd be more than happy to show you. Actually you proably know the place he works at, Westan?? http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...howtopic=110544

Yep thats mine! It's famous now!! Yeah post em up when you do! So you managed to get a manual hey? I looked high and low for a S2 4 door manual, bloody rare!!

Yeah HiaTuS, what ED said is basically the story, I got my side skirts and rear pods from Autoworx at a decent price, waiting on a front lip now. As long as the front bar is a S2 one it will fit fine, I don't think that a S1 one will fit somehow. The other issue is if you keep the front indicator/fog light assembly it may not go with another front bar, unless of course it's been designed to take the original light assembly. I hunted around for something different but haven't found anything yet! Ed I'd be interested in seeing pics when you have them!

Gross man!!

Magna drivers that keep tying to drag Skylines! (has this been covered B4?? )

An Aboriginal and a gay guy. At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke 2 metres tall and 150 kilos. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Aboriginal. Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?" At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that", he says, "just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about a job....

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

A Blindman, Dan enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blond joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things... One: The bartender is a blonde woman. Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a pro boxer. Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a pro wrestler. Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a PHD, a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" Blind Dan thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

AND AND! Vietmanese instead of Vietnamese!

Happy birthday Lauren, have a good one! Can't wait for the stories tomorrow in Whore Town!

HAHA! Obsession: A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude..."

PEANUTS A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highwaywhen he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." It pays to be careful around old people.

HAHA!!!

I thought you'd like that one! When you were discribing him I couldn't help but think of the Simpsons!

SYNNEX!!!! OOOHH I hate going there!! I work on the same st, so sometimes I'll go back to work to do other things. But they suck big time!! so unorganised , the whole place!! Have made orders 3 hours b4 and they still are never ready!!

Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction. "£ 85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply. " £ 85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?" "That's the normal charge," said the dentist. "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?" "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off." "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anesthetic?" "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £ 40." "How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, have yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?" "It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic." "Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.."Can ye make an appointment for the wife next Tuesday?"

An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?" "Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose dick is on his face"

We should be able to go to THEIR house and preach to THEM what we think! That also grinds my gears!!

Hey Liz, one for you! http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season13/thohl11.mp3 The Leprechaun on the Simpsons told Ralph to 'BURN them all!!' So maybe this guy is a Leprechaun!

here here Denver! That's what grinds my gears too!

Ask for Sash, tell him Dave from Girrawheen Post office sent ya!