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Brian from Car Stereo City in Vic Park (08) 9470 4233 installs Autowatch. Tell him Dave from Rycom Technology sent you. Couldn't tell you price though.

HAHA!!

The Train Set A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying ........ "All of you bastards who want off , get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we are going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son,"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. "As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen"

Thought I'd start with the jokes The Amish Hand Warmer... An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, . . . . "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!?"

Must have, sites down now! Thanks Liz! I always get caught with hoax emails, like forward them around and then someone will email me back "This is a HOAX email!" !! Had enough of them, delete em!!

really? bloody time wasters!

Have a read of this. http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/

Mikey did you photoshop that!??

hmm such a shame when a good cruise is spoilt by guys like these! Glad others enjoyed themsleves, looked like I missed out on a good day!

I know it's a bit early, but are there any pics yet??

I was wondering about the best way to clean the engine bay also. Seen a panel shop cleaning a car and they were using a high pressure hose into the engine bay, and I was like WTF!!

Very nice stR33ter, suits the car!

I have to say I've seen two other ones round Dan, a white R33 and an silver R34! Hey I'm getting one for my Escort panel van LOL

Hey Keefy, was she on her Ps? and did you catch her plates, maybe [teej] ? I've confronted her before it it was, she did the same thing

Yeah I thought the same thing for a bit! thought "Oh some new terminology for something!" Actually I've had many Manga sorry Magna drivers do the same to me! one on Dianella drv speeds up and sits besides me, looks in, I laugh at him and he took off!

Michael you crack me up!

Hey ant95GTR, I found this thread, but theres a bit about FOG lights. "Fog Lights - *if they are standard with the vehicle * Australian Design Rules (ADR) says that you CAN drive with your fog lights on BUT the Road Traffic Code says that you can NOT drive with your fog lights on." http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...showtopic=99471 What do you reckon?

Yeah I'll have to find it again, I read a whole list of rules re: FMIC etc etc and that I'm sure was one of them, about fog lights. I'll see if I can find it.

HAHA we all know what she ment

Yeah I'd go by the DPI road rules if you wanna play it safe in regards to cops, cause ADR also says that you can have fog lights on and WA road rules says you can't!

Well! maybe! not the point, he's still a tool! I'm yet to find out about that part mate, still gotta do my mods!

HAHA tell me about it! as if chicks would give a sh@t too!!

I wouldn't have thought so, isn't it as long as your normal ones on the car are working it's ok? cause you can get spoilers without brake lights, so whats the diff? But I spose if there's a rule about being eye level then I don't know!

Thought this might be a bit of funny reading! http://www.boostcruising.com/forums/index....showtopic=78148

Howd you all know!? Kym I told you not to tell everyone! Ok oK ppl I'll admit, I do wear dresses and religiously a couple times a week drive over to Kym's place to pick him up so we can go to these so called "tupperware parties" ! I did say "So called!"