lol hahahahaha i know exactly how you feel! i work for Shell after hearing complaints about petrol prices all day i usually just take the piss
"how come the petrol is so expensive?"
"well im going away next weekend and needed a bit more spending money"
or
"i woke up in a bad mood this morning and thought every1 should go f*ck themselves 2day!"
aarrrrrrghhh its so frustrating its not like i chose to make it that price