GTRSRULE!!!

.it sounded funny, though

hehehe:headspin: haha i was talking 2 a friend who's in greece atm. & told him that i got sunburnt & this is the convo as follows: gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hey man Tiger boy says: hey gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: went on a cruise 2day sunburnt for the 1st time in ages Tiger boy says: to where? gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: wisemans ferry about 30 odd cars Tiger boy says: That's great! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: i no but im burnt Tiger boy says: Here they put yoghurt in these cases! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: haha Tiger boy says: I'm serious! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hehehehehehe gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: roflmfao gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: yoghurt on my left arm & face gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Tiger boy says: Did u put? gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: no gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: im imagining it gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: Tiger boy says: You should put a bit! Tiger boy says: Greek yoghurt preferrable! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: pfft where would i get that Tiger boy says: Woolworths probably! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: & how long would u leave it on gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: 4? Tiger boy says: What's this yelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyelrotfyel otfyelrotfyelrotf??? gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: damn u cant c it gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hmm Tiger boy says: for at least half an hour! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: rofl smilie Tiger boy says: You will feel cool! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: haha gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: does it work? Tiger boy says: Ofcourse it does! Tiger boy says: 50 bucks bet, deal? gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: yeah u cough up either way Tiger boy says: Believe it or not, it works! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: so half an hour- an hour? Tiger boy says: Put for 30' and see how u feel!Alright? gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hmm.. gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: i'll get laughed @ Tiger boy says: Ur choice! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hmm if only u were her instead of in greece i'd do it @ ur place Tiger boy says: Ok, wait untill I come! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: it mite b gone by then. hurry up. lol gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: hehe i'm gonna post this on an internet car forum. so the others who got burnt can read it. ne objections? Tiger boy says: ok gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: can i? Tiger boy says: What? gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: post it gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: this yogurt business Tiger boy says: ok! Tiger boy says: no problem! gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: posted it gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: this convo Tiger boy says: "Attiki" gotta start saving 4 my 21st.!!! not much left hmm dealing with o/s parties is annoying says: say what Tiger boy says: is the name of this yogurt! ne takers?

hehe we all need cbs.

yep he was on the ferry shaolin & i was on

yep he was on the ferry shaolin & i was on

haha thats after the ferry huh.

what from ur camera. sorry i dunno

@ the train brakes

ah. that kind of speed eh?

ah f*ck i'm sunburnt on the left arm & the face. damn it. & i thought i was invinsible to sunburn lol

HSBC Waratahs & Partners Australia Day Outing [/b]:PhotoPop(23571)"] Matt Dunning backs a winner in style Wednesday, 26 January 2005 NSWRU Media Unit The HSBC Waratahs and their partners spent Australia Day as guests of the Australian Jockey Club at Royal Randwick. And although Matt Dunning didn't win fashions in the field he still turned a few heads with his inspired outfit. The full squad and partners enjoyed one of their last relaxing outings together before the serious part of the season begins for the players. Matt Dunning starred with his retro race day outfit. "I'm not quite sure if he doesn't wear it to all the race meetings he goes to," quipped head coach Ewen McKenzie. "He certainly stood out." The day at the races followed an important information session run at the beginning of each season for the partners of the players and management. "The Waratahs are away from home a lot this year and we believe briefings like this are extremely important to allow squad members to spend quality time with their loved ones," said Waratah manager Dave Gibson. "We go through the season schedule in detail and make sure the partners feel like they are part of the team because without their support many of us would not be here." The Waratahs will resume training on Thursday and Friday before taking part in Sydney Sevens for Tsunami Relief and Waratah Fan Day at Concord on Sunday.

nice posing taiya & john

the merc's in there too

btw wil.. trinity's off neale ave.

btw wil.. trinty's off neale ave.

You So Fat...Scale You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, "One at a Time PLEASE!" Blonde and Blonder A blonde is in the middle of a cornfield sitting on top a sea-doo in a bikini when another blonde drives up in a car. The second blonde in the car yells to the blonde in the cornfield, "You moron!, you're the reason for all the dumb blonde jokes! If I knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!" Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. MERRY CHISTMAS!!!

FORECAST Wed, Jan 26 Possible shower min: 21°C max: 26°C

isn't that moanie's plates???

What did the 0 Say to the 8? What did the 0 Say to the 8? "Nice belt." Punishment in Heaven Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

downtown cherrybrook? which part is that?

POOF An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.'' *** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold. ''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.'' *** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman. ''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks. *** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.'' Having a Beer With Your Brothers A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. He takes a drink out of one... sets it down. Takes a drink out of the second... sets it down. Takes a drink out of the third one... sets it down, and repeats this process until all three beers are gone. Then he leaves. On the same day the following week he is back and does the same thing with the three beers. This goes on for a month or two. The bartender is getting curious. The next time the man comes in, the bartender says, "I don't mean to be nosy, but why do you drink from three beers at one time?" The man says, "When my two brothers and I lived close, we would go to the bar every week and have a beer together. Now we are all married and have moved far away. We all agreed that wherever we are, every week, we will each go to a local bar and have three beers to remember old times." The bartender nods and goes on. The man finishes his three beers and leaves. A month later the man comes in and orders only two beers. He takes a drink from one... sets it down. Takes a drink from the second beer... sets it down, and repeats this process until the two beers are gone. This goes on for about a month and the bartender gets curious. The next time the man is in the bar, the bartender inquires, "I don't mean to be nosy, but what happened? Did one of your brothers pass away or something?" The man says, "Oh, no, nothing like that. It's just that my wife said that I couldn't go to the bar and drink anymore... but she didn't say anything about my brothers."

k i was gonna ask if it was u on my street earlier scroll up.

r33?

what colour car?