GTRSRULE!!!

hmm must have missed that stand

where were u parked & also what day did u go?

spotted a black r33 lanecove rd 8 ish last nite : xbt273

lucky bastard do u work 4 as/asm or something?

yeah when i go with m8s we use the parking stations the parking police r out in force 4 this. which streets r u talking about cos ive seen tons of pple getting booked over the years. ****en hell admission goes up with every event.

about 15- 20 $ last time i went

i should be going

yes auto salon is this weekend. r u going?

exactly

i agree as well

amen. nicely put bro.

well put. also the govt. needs remember ne cars capable of speeding, therefore it could happened in ****ing excel. hello use ur ****ing brains it's 4 a reason it's not just an accessory. while we're on on this a ban 4 p plates driving after 12 wont ****en work either. ppl will take of plates or drink more and then the next morning they'll b dui!!! as i said b4 the govt. needs 2 use their ****ing brains it's 4 a reason it's not just an accessory. also what about the p platers doing shirt work, eg. hospitality how r they meant to get home? ok maybe if the public transport ever ****en works propally, but thats unlikely

i'm coming up by train. i'll either be wearing black T or bundy wind breaker no.s 0432598151

i hear u on the that 1. stupid govt. on wanting to ban young drivers in the early hrs. of the morning. ppl would just drink more cos they don't have 2 drive and when they go home they will still b over the limit, ppl will take of their p plates. and what about shift workers how r they gonna get home???

keep in mind that that 15 year old girl was also 7 months pregnant

u said it m8. my thoughts exactly

if i knew had to i might consider it but 2 bad i didn't choose 2 become a mechanic/technician. wot beers does ur budget cater 4 btw? if i could help u it would have 2 b atleast 4 a case or 2 of crownies, stellas & the likes of them.

yeah i hate seeing elderly driving performance cars as well

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