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getting desperate here more and more bloody bills lol..., (at this stage there will be no toy to replace it either) can you guys give me some hints to sell this thing I am pretty sure the price tag is very reasonable for this toy too if its not then tell me. Thanks guys, oh and in the next 2 to 3 years I do plan to buy a r34 to replace her.

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Have you done a compression test?????

We normally do have christmas cruise on mind to early December. If you want to organise one start now lol.. and talk to Shell and we normally have a BBQ too.

yeah I think that message did the rounds, shows how small canberra is and that crims will get caught hopefully and a quick bit of justice served.

Hey guys a friends 1200 ute was stolen the other night, its blue with white stripes, there has been alot of money and time spent on it.... Keep your eyes out boys and girls cheers.

dont skimp on money now!!! buy your boost control

would someone buy our cars.... Good luck Karl

I have had nothing but problems trying to sell it, had it at 18k for ages then 17k now 15.5 and still no bites. bah

lol... but I have a lot lot more done to mine and still no one wants a bargin

more like a ducted system I would imagine, I just put one in my house, think I got it a little over sized lol...

Ok guys if you know anyone that wants a skyline tell them about mine, as its really got to go!!! I know I told some of you I was now keeping it but I just cant afford to, so the car must go. I have dropped the price to 16k for a quick sale. There is a case of beer or fav drink in it for the person who directly helps. http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/Sa...97#entry3470697 failing next couple of job interviews I am applying for work in sunny Brisbane so car really has to go.

ok this is the lowest I will go. 15.5k with no spares and only 3 months rego

I have already applied for some infrastructure role with your company so fingers crossed.

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK A lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The lady was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Two Trouble Makers A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.” The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.” A second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.” “Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.” Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, “Does a fart have lumps?” The teacher looks horrified and says, “Johnny! Of course not!!!” “OK…then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants!”

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy.” So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One boy stood up and said, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” said Bush, “that would be an accident.” A girl raised her hand and said, “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” the President said. “That’s what we would call a Great Loss.” The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, “If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy.” “That’s right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” asked the President. “Well,” Johnny said, “because it wouldn’t be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn’t be a Great Loss…”

Satan vists the church One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

Thats crap dude, hope they pay for it all

spotted what seemed to be E in the bling bling subie some time this morning

price drop... 17k

CyberGay sorry Cybertrust where and maystill be hiring servicedesk staff. As this is up here I am in need of a new job... Windows Admin or server support

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