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Can always call Trojan

spotted poor Lechy with a broken transfer case on Belco way, shit thats bad luck... sorry I couldnt do any thing for you hope you got it sorted out before that rain came in

breaks and suspension!!! plus hicas loc bar

you cant run 1 bar with stock Turbo, you make no more power then say 12psi, and they tend to blow up

search.... SafcII, Greddy Emanage, Or a Jap remap eg MINES Jaycar Fuel Computer as well.

rofl fair call, thats pretty funny really lol

$60 an hour.... lol

vailside on monday night, all from a text message from him saying I see you lol.... Snow Patrol concert.

they were drunk Irish so it makes it doublelly as bad!!! lol I am part Irish so there is no racism here hahah

J racing will be fine for doing money transactions and products, there not some little chop shop in someones back yard.

As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard the slurred words of a drunken pilot and co-pilot: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus ! CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !! PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !! PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !! PILOT - An den stamp an der brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!! CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tires squealed, and there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few meters from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!" Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how wide it is?"

> > >>> A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of > > >>> course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through > > >>> the > > > > >>> window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. > > > > > > The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have > > > to go > > > > > up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy > > >>> drive is going to cost us." > > >>> > > >>> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A > > >>> warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they > > >>> saw the damage that was done: > > >>> glass > > > was > > >>> all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its > > >>> side near the broken window. > > >>> > > >>> A large black man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the > > >>> people that broke my window?" > > >>> > > >>> Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. > > >>> Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You > > >>> see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a > > >>> thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to > > >>> grant three wishes. > > >>> > > >>> I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep > > >>> the > > > last > > >>>one for myself." > > >>> > > >>> Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and > > > blurted > > >>> out, I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." > > >>> > > >>> No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I > > >>> can > >do. > > >>> > > >>> And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young > > >>> lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. > > >>> > > >>> I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every > > >>> country in the world," she said. > > >>> Consider it done, "the genie said. "And your homes will always > > >>> be > > > safe > > >>> from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" > > >>> > > >>> And now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?" > > >>> Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been > > >>> with a > > > > >>> woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with > > >>> your wife!" > > >>> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know > > >>> we > > > both > > >>> now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" > > >>> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're > > >>> right. > > >>> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what > > >>> about you, honey?" > > >>> > > >>> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the > > >>> same > > > > >>> for you!" > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the > > >>> rest of > > >>> > > >>> the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over > > >>> and > > >>> > > >>> looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and > > >>> your husband?" > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> No Kidding." he said, "Thirty-five years old .............and > > >>> both of you still believe in genies?"

about $1800 for GCG highflow

An old man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a compliment." The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

A Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experience. Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation." Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus." The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in real bad shape. The Rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell HIM you have a headache."

either way its GAY!!!

well I have the hks 2530 and its a bloody light switch, even with light throttle control so unless you like that kind of thing i dont advise it lol... saying that I kind of like it.

Taking the farmers land of them to make 72,000 new houses and 15 suburbs around the Coppins crossing area. Bah what happen to open planning or Canberra and the poor farmers who have been there for 100's of years (yes well before Canberra was here)

Jeremy there is one at waniassa servo $48 for 4 hours I think it was.

what is going on these days, the whole bloody world has gone f**king nuts I tell you, sorry to hear about the wankers, its really starting to piss me off these types of people.

I am glade its not valve float Mick!!!

new springs lol... and a little re seat, and match port thats about all i can remember them doing to it. ok and thicker head gasket.

Mick, I know of another rb25 that had the same issue, they just couldnt get any more HP out of it, Then they did the head and perfect all was good.

see you Leshy, good luck mate.