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your battery may show 12v but have no amps and its the amps that crank the starter over. Good luck

doesnt sound like a good mechanic there Rick. lol

Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had R2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage. Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all". Larry replied, "Don't worry just follow me". They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't any money to pay for this!" Larry replied with a smile, "Don't worry I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "Ok, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get down on your knees and put it in your mouth ." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk - all for free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" LARRY SAID, "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I LOST THE SAUSAGE AT THE THIRD BAR!"

yeah old old old repost, but still worth the second look

I wonder where the fast button is for my net, i ll do some searhing on the optus site, 10mb is not quick enough lol...

lol I was only joking around any ways. Welcome to the forum mate.

fox (hot chick) elephant (fat chick)

come on tell us then....

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/in...61713&st=80 there is good look at ADSL2+ connections in there. Also some fiber ones.

ready for track.... Step one. Remove stereo...

>> > She married and had 13 children. >> > >> > Her husband died. >> > >> > She married again and had 7 more children. >> > >> > Her second husband died >> > >> > She married again and had 5 more children. >> > >> > Her third husband died. >> > >> > And, alas, she finally died too. >> > >> > At her funeral and standing by her coffin >> > >> > the preacher prayed for her. >> > >> > He thanked the son of rajab for this very loving women >> > >> > and said >> > >> > "son of rajab, they're finally together". >> > >> > One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, >> > >> > >> "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? >> > >> > The friend replied, "I think he means her legs".

lol, I never seem to get any real high rated attacks but hey.... Sometimes its worth it. I have seen it download of some sites near 2Mb per second

depends on line distance as to what you will get at the house. I am on the 24mb and 1 up and I am only getting 10mb download simulated and 800 up. Torrent I can get anything from 5k to ???? depending on the amount of seeders.

fitted mine with out a drama, maybe that have changed makers but still... Ring just jap and ask. Edit should have read the rest of the thread lol

hmmm CF challenge Volks I would say.... They kind of look very similar lol... must go and check the garage

camping (out - outside)

mmmm not mine Damn it.

Nic Ill take the 3ways off your hands if you want.

Get out of it... I was in first lol

lol thanks yeah the whole money things sucks. haha.

welcome to the forum. Now buy my car.... lol

still cracks me up every time...

nice very nice, good luck.

*NEW NUDIST* A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?"says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day."

> >Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, > >doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have..... > > > >Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. > > > >One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim > >suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool > >and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the > >bottom and pulled Jim out. > > > >When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she > >immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now > >considered her to be mentally stable. > > > >When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news > >and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were > >able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the > >life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays > >sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom > >with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but > >he's dead." > > > >Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. > > > >How soon can I go home?"