race_snooze

$22,000 as is.

$22,000 as is...

drunk (mark)

some more pics. These were taken with the stock bonnet. Come from the Trojan web site.

some more photos with the stock bonnet on.

I wonder if my broker would give me some more money for this... lol

greenie (f**king hippy terrorists)

It’s sooooo dry in Australia that . + HIH Insurance has come out of liquidation. + The Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal. + We're actually drinking the new Vanilla Coke + You're only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am. + The Government has introduced a water pistol buyback scheme. + Thieves are siphoning off radiators instead of petrol tanks. + I'm encouraging the kids to wee in the pool. + Jesus has turned the wine into water + Philip Ruddock says that the so called children overboard fiasco wasn’t a lie, it was so they could walk to Australia . + Everyone is now an expert - because you can't find anyone who is wet behind the ears . + All the bottom of the harbour tax schemes are re-surfacing. + I saw two trees fighting over a dog. + All the Baptists have become Anglicans. + When my daughter fainted it took three buckets of sand to bring her around. + I've sent my indoor plants out on agistment. + All the dogs are marking their territory with chalk. + Some of the 4WDs in Toorak have actually got dust on them.

on the highway ampol servo near dickson

I have had a quick look for it with no luck sorry Recce, ill have a look at my parents place see if its there.

lol head shots were the plenty on sunday, must have been the in thing to get hit there. Nice 32 you have there, word of advise change the oil pump drive if it has not been done already. Are you going to bring the car on Thursday to K's???

Nice. leroy, how are the paint ball bruises going... By the way its Shaun lol.

thats at work will test my ADSL2 when i get home

>Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important >meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, >"son of rajab take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass >every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" > >Miraculously, a parking place appeared. > >Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the NRMA is not an option. I will win. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will lift the bonnet and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. __________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it... though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator... (applies to engineers mainly). _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars,motorcycles, sex, sports or sex or multiples of these. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards... then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. _________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? __________________________________________ Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest... like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do. __________________________________________ This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.

coastal as per the norm for me....

homo

And this is why parents drink!!!!!!! A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you.Call me when it's safe to come home

whoops my bad for not reading shit properly.

pussy... (cat you sick individuals)

arrr went to paint ball today, what fantastic time getting shot at... hit in the head paint in my mouth but what a day, wouldnt have found a better way to kill some time. Good luck and enjoy. We also took all the rules out as well so no 5 meter rule.

i think i have one around the house some where Ill have a look for you in the next couple of days....

take the dump pipe off and play with the exhaust wheel.

ill buy a ps2 for $50 any time