KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
>>1) This is a picture of an octopus.
>>It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
>>2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
>>(James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an
>>Island. If you don't have sea all round
>>you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)
>>4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
>>teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's
>>not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
>>5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on
>>the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
>>6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,
>>and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
>>7) When ships had sails, they used to use the
>>trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,
>>when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
>>whistle to make the wind come. My brother
>>said they would have been better off eating
>>beans.
(William age 7)
>>8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I
>>like their shiny tails. And how on earth do
>>mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen age 6)
>>9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
>>brother is always screaming and being sick,
>>my Dad keeps shouting at my Mo m, and my big
>>sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
>>what to write.
(Amy age 6)
>>10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.
>>Electric eels can give you a shock. They have
>>to live in caves under the sea where I think
>>they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
>>11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very
>>cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)
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>>12) Divers have to be safe when they go under
>>the water. Two divers can't go down alone,
>>so they have to go down on each other.
>>(Becky age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She
>>fell off when she was going very fast. She
>>says she won't do it again because water
>>fired right up her fat ass.
(Jule age 7)