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and thats a good thing.

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time". The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pecker is bigger than your brother's."

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack. To me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Well ya see, Nam, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

agreed wd40 just like blue tack "fixes everything"

here is a photo I found on the AB-Flug web site a while ago now.

or you can use Trojan for around the 800 mark as well

good luck with it all Kate see you when you get back

I dont but a couple of the guys do

Its really really really quite...... Just legal.....

lol that it does

lol yep pity we cant go back there

its not your fault i dont take photos of my own car, lol and the photo is not really that bad.

Differences in child discipline 1960 vs. 2006 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ****************************************************** Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1960 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money because Jeffrey has a disability. ****************************************************** Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping. 1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. ****************************************************** Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant. 1960 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her Grade 12 year at a special school for expectant mothers. 2006 - School Counsellor calls Planned Parenthood. Mary is driven to the next province and gets an abortion without her parents' consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more careful next time. ****************************************************** Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Halloween, puts them in a bottle, blows up a red ant hill. 1960- Ants die. 2006 - Fire Department and RCMP called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Provincial Government investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list. ****************************************************** Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him 1960 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in prison.

check out CBC for bearings. They have some stuff you wouldnt expect.

hhhmmm i wonder... that was the coast run we did.

> Subject: Woman and a Frog > > > A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. > She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. > The frog > > said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three > > wishes." > > > > The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed > to > > mention that there was a condition to the wishes. Whatever you wish > for, your husband will get times ten!" > > > > The woman said, "That's okay." > > > > For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the > > world. > > The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make > your > > husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will > > flock to". > > > > The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful > > woman in the world and he will have eyes only for me." > > So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! > > > > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. > > The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the > world. > > And he will be ten times richer than you." > > The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's > his is > > mine." > > So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! > > > > > > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd > like a mild heart attack." > > > > > > Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. > > > > > > Attention female readers: > > This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling > good. > > > > > > Male readers: Please scroll down. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! > > > > Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really > smart. > > > > Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show > > > > > > PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; Women never listen, > do > > they?

I only have a shit house photo of it.

Update, lol AB Flug body kit and steering wheel Volk's 18's 235 and 265's on rear Olims fully adjustable suspension rose butted front wheels Cusco front and rear strut bar Splitfire coil pack. Custom Front mount with heat shield piping. apexi pod Apexi exhaust system from dump apexi BOV 4" magic Cat CF bonnet Remaped Nerve essential ECU HKS 25/30 turbo woot 18psi at 2800rpm Ratchet cusco locker Organic 1500kg clutch Walbro 500hp pump malpassi Reg Blue light dash Apexi RSM Greedy Turbo timer Greedy boost gauge Rebuilt Gearbox Exhaust manifold gasket changed and bolts upgraded. 240rwkw of super response 2 stroke motor cross bike on roids boost. DBA4000 slotted fronts Braided Break lines / clutch. Soon to come... maybe Apexi safcII and EBC then I am doing nothing more.

I would assume the same thing.

saw it on the news thats about all i know about it.

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, plumber etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. Billy answered. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if what he said was really true. "No" said Billy. "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS. This one is for everyone who... a) had kids b) has kids c) is going to have kids d) knows a kid e) was a kid I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers", pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

While walking through the Boulder , Colorado woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Un derstandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

yes they do

lol, just a bit of cutting and gluing, some elec tape all will be fine. Ok let me know. Thanks.