race_snooze

> A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One Wet > and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she > heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab > your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't > jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us > in > here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, > so > the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of > bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! > > As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he > had > run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started > running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his > clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After > a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with > some curiosity, jogged closer. > > "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. > > "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" > > Another runner moved along side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes > with you under your arm?" > > Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed > right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! > > Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you > always wear a condom when you run? " > > "Nope.........just when it's raining".

SMART WIFE A man called home to his wife and said: "Honey I have been asked to go fishing over in Ireland with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and put out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I'll drop by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some trout, and a few carp. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do? You'll love the answer........ - - - - The wife replied, " I did. They're in your fishing box..."

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!" "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

you can get cheaper kits if you look around.... or source the parts from ppl off SAU i went through this just recently i was going to save a shit tone by shopping around. The install is not that hard to do your self its mostly bolt on.

bahbah ahahah 32 better, such an old dinosaur. j/k i dont want start another 32 against the world war

I could possible do this if you want.

Nah 240 Stevie

Leigh I ran mine, it was the same as before just alittle better A/F they still need some tweaking...

what figures there are none.... Kate got second place with 220rwkw then a monster 215rwkw SS commie sounded tough too. A few fords at 160 or so thats about it....

was nice to see so many fords lol..... Its all good Kate, Mat and myself Represented the Jap street performance cars. Also that mighty Dawoo that pulled 51kw at the front wheels good stuff from the Dawoo.

thats all good.... Good luck finding someone I mean that too for there sake.

there desexed Gus

if it doesnt come with lines, you will have to make up new ones and a silicon elbow off the turbo to the intercooler pipes. Also depending on the size of the front cover you may need to make a new induction pipe...

poor dogs that get stuck between bad breakups.

Jamaican Kinder Surprise

Its Marks from DTS I would say.

30 mins to go, document changes is gay i lose concentration so quickly, dame gold fish attention span

dame it means i have to wash my car....

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar; a man. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before, when suddenly the Irishman cried out, "My God, I know who that man is. It's Jesus!" The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table. The Irishman call out, "Hey!, you!!! Are you Jesus?" The man looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head. "Yes, I am Jesus" he says. The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me." So the bartender pours Jesus a Guinness and takes it over to his table. Jesus looks over, raises his glass, smiles thank you and drinks. The Englishman then calls out, "Errr, excuse me Sir, but would you be Jesus?" Jesus smiles and says, "Yes, I am Jesus." The Englishman beckons the bartender and tells him to send over A pint of Newcastle Brown Ale for Jesus, which the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the men. Then the Australian calls out, "Oi, you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus, or what?" Jesus nods and says, "Yes, I am Jesus." The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a pot of Victoria Bitter for Jesus, which he accepts with pleasure. Some time later, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his seat and approaches the three men. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking Him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement. "Oh God, the arthritis is gone," he says. "The arthritis I've Had for years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking him for the Newcastle Brown Ale. Upon letting go, the Englishman's eyes widen in shock. "By Jove", he exclaims, "The migraine I've had for over 40 Years is completely gone. It's a Miracle!" Jesus then approaches the Australian, who has a terrified look on his face. The Aussie whispers... "F*** off mate, I'm on Workers Comp"

cant remember will have to dig up receipts but something around that price for total.

Ewen is coming how did you get him away from WOW

there has been a few threads on this.. some even went as far as to dyno the difference from highflow cat to a straight through to busted out cat, the best was a pipe (straight through) then the highflow then the busted out cat.

cost me $800 (something like that) for a 1800kg organic thingy, installed by Trojan in Mitchel

Shell & Damo Veilside R33 (Andrew) tridentt150v Chintami (Rachel) & Michael Grant W Bluprint Baconer Snooze

bloody hell lets start cutting peoples hands off....