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doh i need to read things better ignore post.

Sorry Shell has already spent the money on some comical earrings for the day. I am sure Cass and Shell have that organised. The money I mean.

Nissan Quoted me just 2 months ago $150 for the gasket. By the way it will most likely be number 6 or 1. Careful not to get the studs snapped very very painful to fix

A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband replies, "What did he say about your 53-year old arse?" "Your name never came up," she replied.

OMG Kate lol long time no post

bah got you Shell (thats all i could come up with pathetic I know.), I just like the fact i can work off the crappy food i eat. lol.

I am going to run out of stuff one day...

Its only a problem when we post where we see parked cars especially on a regular bases.

I should be able to get to this one.

An Australian guy is travelling around the GreekIslands.He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian Barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia. "Melbourne", he tells her. "So am I. What suburb?" she enquires. "Glen Iris" he replies. "That's amazing........." she says excitedly, "..........so am I - what street?" "Cameo Street" he replies. "This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering. "What number?" "Number 20", he replies. She is totally astonished. "You are NOT going to believe this........", she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you"

Tries to think of something funny no good cant think of a comeback for that. doh. You might me be right shell that would explain why I hurt every time... lol So what is your reasoning that exercise is bad????

bodyblitz in Belco, I am not bulking up just toning, strength and cardio.

have we got a meet spot like last year and time...

2 hours left then off to the gym for 2 hours cant wait

Aussie Barbecue Season After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5. The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: 10. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

>> > TWO BLONDE GENIES >> > >> > A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp >> >partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a >> >rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted >> >three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies >> >disappear. >> > >> > The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, >> >surrounded by 50 beautiful lovers. He makes love to all of them and >> >begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under >> >his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills. >> > >> > Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there >> >are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him >> >outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him >> >by the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they >> >remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. >> > >> > One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the first >> >wish having all these beautiful lovers in a big mansion to make love >> >to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why >> >he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."

Are you having a bad day ? Well, then, consider this.............. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their Medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books; and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill In Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. #3 Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a Bad Day???? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending cops to a slaughterhouse inBonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand cops broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There are we feeling better now ???

well to tell the truth when my 25 blows up i am looking at a rb30/26 with twin hks 25/30's on the bitch should make for interesting times lol

ill be a little to hung over i think, Nik is expecting a big one from his fair well from my work, yes Nik from SAU

go SK's deal

the laws that are in place atm for buses is that you MUST give way to them when pulling out....

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

Gus just use yahoo videos or Google videos.

Subject: FW: Three old ladies Three elderly ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Nellie immediately had a stroke. Then Betty also had a stroke. But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far. Bless her heart

>> >>Now don't overdo it. >> >> >> >> >>Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise programme! >> >> >> >>SCROLL DOWN............. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>NOW SCROLL UP.. >> >>That's enough for the first day. Great job. >> >>Have a glass of wine! >>