>> >A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
>>rectum
>> > deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
>>woman
>>they
>> > don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
>> >
>> > Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
>>buying
>>the
>> > stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some
>>more.
>> >
>> > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
>> >
>> > "But I always buy it here," says the blonde
>> >
>> > "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
>>pharmacist.
>> >
>> > "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
>> >
>> > She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist
>>who
>>looks
>> > at
>> > it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
>>deodorant"
>> >
>> > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
>>loud
>>from
>> > the
>> > container.........
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > ............... (Wait for it).
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."