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  1. I am blonde so I can get away with it....
  2. >> >A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some >>rectum >> > deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the >>woman >>they >> > don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. >> > >> > Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been >>buying >>the >> > stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some >>more. >> > >> > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!" >> > >> > "But I always buy it here," says the blonde >> > >> > "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the >>pharmacist. >> > >> > "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." >> > >> > She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist >>who >>looks >> > at >> > it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm >>deodorant" >> > >> > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out >>loud >>from >> > the >> > container......... >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > ............... (Wait for it). >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
  3. your sauce hes hitting "the sauce" did you drink to many beers at work Nik
  4. lol i a sitting her at work with a couple of crownies that work has bought, we have it just about every friday arvo. (i know there only crownies which i think is over priced crap but its beer)
  5. well it looks completely like I own this tread. lol
  6. What do retired people do all day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop ! writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior Citizen a **** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age ..........
  7. you should be able to get a half cut for that price, f**k your half way to getting a r32 for that price.
  8. report it!!!
  9. yeah 30 mins to go then off to dinner followed by hockey and most likely spewing if i eat to much before playing.
  10. another 50mins if i dont leave early
  11. i have an hour and 15 mins left of this shit.
  12. thats karma nic lol
  13. would rather a 34gtr for the price
  14. i just went out and got lunch mmmm fun drive with the r33
  15. i have my main 19" flat panel for my office shit and my RDP desktop with a shity crt monitor on it.
  16. just whoring my war though the day really, so whats the plans for this weekend guys.... I think ill head to a mates for poker night on sat.
  17. use your old stock pump to run in to a surge tank then use the walbro to feed the car.
  18. lol i am about to start whoring now
  19. come on guys i have nothing to do today,
  20. i would say about 1g depends on how far they rub back your paint, (labor costs then paint costs)
  21. read the rb25/30 turbo upgrade results section and you will see. Compare it to the rb25 upgrade section.
  22. Danny that will work probably quicker then taking the disk out, doh
  23. god no... You crack open the nipple on one corner at a time just crack it open , say a quarter of a turn then get someone to pump the break peddle and then hold it. Or before you did this pump break and build pressure (pump peddle then hold) then crack one corner of the cars' break nipple and bleed. Put dot 4 or dot 3 break fluid in. I think thats right.
  24. also the slave unit is found near the calipers.
  25. you will have to pull your disk out to get the rock out. As for bleeding the breaks, loosen off the little nipple thing on the back of your slave unit get someone to pump the peddle and squirt it into a bottle. Remember Break fluid will eat paint. Then before you release the break tighten the nipple, rinse and repeat. Note: dont let air in there. Good luck
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