> At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain
> letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
> Simply send this e-mail to 9 of yourFriends
>
>
> INSTRUCTIONS.
> Anaesthetise your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some
> ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
> your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you
> will receive 823,542 women through the post.
> Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
> 0.5 Miss Worlds
> 2.5 Models
> 463 Wild nymphos
> 3,234 Good-looking nymphos
> 20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
> 40,198 Bi-sexual women.
> In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
> and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
> your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
> back at you.
>
> DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
> One bloke for example who sent a letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
> friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
> sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
> accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the
> international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his
> old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had
> not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke
> that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is
> lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452
> more packages.
>
> YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve
> a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy
> conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No
> obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like
> marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today
> to 9 of your best friends.
>
> P.S. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
> cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.
>
> P.P.S. - This chain letter can also be copied to women you know so
> that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure they may soon
> undertake.
>