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mine has been disconnected since i got the car 3 years ago, pain in the arse to start when cold but once it kicks over its fine.

i am running late as just about to shower and leave, wait up for us

i have found that using penitrine for the bolts works really really well. Just squiert and soak, then undo, didnt snap a single bolt head.

agree with powatone

true Canberra SAU style, yep i am coming yep i am coming should be sweet. The day before I am not going i have 4 broken legs and a chipped ear. I cant talk really i always bail on shit. But i will still be coming. Fingers crossed.

for the girls 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

nah not me Luke, car has been sitting at home, driving the ute so much cheaper to run.

thats shit.

cant help you on that one, but i am sure some of the boys will be able to

rofl

>>A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk >>around the >>block?" >>Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat." >>What does that mean?" asked the child. >>Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." >>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle >>for >>a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on >>heat and >>to come to you." >>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." >>He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's >>backside >>with it to disguise the scent and said "OK, you can go now, but >>keep >>Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." >>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog >>on the >>leash. >>Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" >> >>YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! ) >>The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the >>block, >>so another dog is pushing her home."

and there is no reception out there

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A boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're living with two broad minded persons and a Queer

Thanks Shell, Now here is a bigger one for everyone else to look at. lol.

out forgot all about hockey training. shit

did you find them, they are up on the corner behing some buildings really hard to find, should have told you that sorry. Leshy.

nice new Avator Shell!! Keeping up with the times i see...

at least it has a kind of happy ending

out. Wont have the money to do so

so $100 for the night, $200 in fuel $100 for drinks 5$ for food lol. Nick is that $100 for both nights or just $100 each night. Plus it would be twin share too i would imagine.

yeah Luke no need to race ok, mean while i have my rear strutbar in and would like to test some suspension changes. Not meaning i am going to be stupid and breaking the law either.

Advnced Transmisions

I am going to try and make this one, depends on the total cost.

I cant help you, i was always a passanger never the driver so i have not remembered. All i can remember is driving up the hill out the back of QBN main road to Bungindore. Then turning off somewhere. Its Crown land too not privete.