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Ferrari F1 Team Fired The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Gosnells and Armadale in WA. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Gosnells and Armadale area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment. John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the crew's first practice session, the Gosnells and Armadale pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of sp**d and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

I have about the same set up on my r33, drove around softish for about 200k, at first they were worse then stock. Then I gave them hell some really big hard stops from 120k down to 0 they are fantastic now.

Thats why people should only go with the two top dogs

see what i can do

private sale Andrew, and i have not seen the contracts. I might be sorted. Cheers

they kind of look like my r33 gtst ones s1.5 which are meant to be stock

I am at a stage where, I am going to possable need a lawyler to do a house contract for me, on the cheapish. I know there is one part of the club. Any help will be great. Cheers. I hope i can get the money for it too. Now i have not got the money appoved yet.

why not fools, because they would kill to many ppl

i am in. Are we going to take the long way, though yerara crossing (how ever you spell it)

such as??

not another southsider, j/k welcome

ggaaaaaaaaynnnnessssss,

lol i have worked there as well, in the sales dept

dont think it was you any ways p1r4t8r. I am over it now lol

ok so hands up for this sunday. I

ticking could be pining???

didnt think series 1 had plastic compressor wheels, under the asumption that only r34's had the plastic front and ceramic rear.

spotted a complete f**k wite in a black 33, on gininderra drive last night, As i come onto Gininderra drive it forms into 1 lane near charnwood, I had shit loads of time, so the dickhead speeds right up just to try and go past before the formone lane, so i try and do the right thing and let him go but the dickhead as over shot it and had to brake hard behind me. Then sitts up my arse the hole f**king time. Rant over for now

well i am keen for bbq cotter run on a sunday.

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. > One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. > > The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" > > Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" > > Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. > > The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! > > Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says. > > "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard! > > Moral of this story... > Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience. > > If you don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. > > I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more "youth challenged" than others!!!! > > Notice the size of this print?

GCG highflow $1900 for them to do your turbo, buts that you taking it off and sending it to them. Its not taht hard to take your turbo off, just fiddley and time cosuming (especialy if you snap any bolts), good luck. The turbo could last another 100k but who knows. It might not even be the bearings making the noise, have checked all your hose connections make sure there not loose.

normaly autoteck in Fyshwick

doesnt Nissan say that at around the 100k mark Turbo should be rebuilt or replaced

neither, on the fake grass shit

^^^^yeah i think that would rule most ppl out, as weekends are the only time most of us have. Try and get the day off!! We should do something before it snows to much lol