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  1. and QLD cheeting, dirty barstards.
  2. let me know when, and I ll try to come (hockey on saturdays) Need to go in the arvo when thre is some sun. Shell come holy crap... j/k
  3. blonde in a r33 silver one, with vailside front bar. ON Gininderra drive about 20 mins ago
  4. ^^^ yep, bad new Miv could have been worse though.
  5. I had a 200b auto about 5 or 6 years ago, the thing was a beast and in perfect condintion (except the cracked valve once that was fixed she woould cherp into 2nd) paid $200 for it.
  6. A guy was in the line at the supermarket, when he noticed a beautiful blond woman smiling and waving at him. So he says, "Do I know you?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you may be the father of one of my children." Instantly his mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Christ!" he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had sex with on Joe's pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend spanked me with wet celery and stuck a cucumber in my butt?" "No" she replies. "I'm your daughter's second grade teacher."
  7. Life in a Mental Hospital A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replies,"Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how was your trip?" Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest." "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlie's room , and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Shocked, she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm shagging Charlie's wife while he's in Melbourne".
  8. Moanie, can you give me an idea of power gains, I have all the other supporting mods (stock turbo but) all I am hoping for is to bring the power on a lot earlier. Edit sorry Moanie, dont worry. Its all good.
  9. yeah my runabout is a Nissan / Datsun 720 ute completly stock as had a perfect dash till i kicked it. It even had the stock radio and speakers in.
  10. f**k you Sin ill go now just to piss you off, bloody Toad lovers see if i can get out of work early
  11. mine does the same, hard to start when cold, I think youll find its a shitty sensor somewhere
  12. heres the new chicks out of my avator
  13. Yeah great little bikes, but what I want would be a cbr rr 600
  14. you wont be running 14psi for long, maybe 6 months to a year. Wont you be just adding a hole lot of heat for no power gain
  15. i have the same stutter. after putting in shell extr 100 ron its fine. mods are fmic, remapped ecu and all the rest of the normal shit.
  16. Subject: Old west phrases Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6. Two words: "Saddle Sore." 7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like. 8. "Let's mount up!" 9. "Nice spread ya got there!" 10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
  17. arshole, (have fun Leigh.)
  18. You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make! A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" "A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals". The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be, sugar?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.
  19. sure, its just near yass road QBN, near the motocycle training ground on sutton drive I think thats what its called. Just near the turn off to Oaks estate. If your heading into QBN via the road past the air port, its left just after the oaks turn off, then about 1k up the road is a parking spot. There are heaps of different areas in there, lots of tight single tracks, or open fire trails. Dont get lost!! and watch out for mountain bikers. As for the place near braidwood, its Mr Griggs and there is a track there, plus heaps of open spaces just dont go on the areas marked no bikes. That place is pretty good and all for a donation and sign a vayver.
  20. Hey Lan, Small world. I am one of the locks in our guild.
  21. have a look at the just jap ones, as well.
  22. ok Brindabellas, Captainsflat, Cowrin Forrest near QBN. Back of Tharwa is also possiable but shit. YOur best best would be Cowrin but some of the trails there are a bit much for a newbe.
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