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spotted a hot 33 driver and car yesturday on Gininderra drive

its also only one lane pretty much.

i dont look any more.

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said " That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in 20 cent pieces"

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them areDaddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that poofter sh*t in our garden" she said.

>>Helen Clarke, Prime Munusta of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the >>telephone. >> >>"Hillen, its the Hilth Munusta here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but >>there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en >>Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire New >>Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week." >> >>PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted >>babies - wi'll be ruined!" >> >>Hilth Munusta: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad... >>Brutain?..." >> >>PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!" >> >>Hilth Munusta: "What about Australia?" >> >>PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck." >> >>Hilth Munusta: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one mullion >>condoms; tun enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how >>bug the Kiwis really are!!" >> >>Hillen calls John, who agrees to hulp the Kiwis out in their hour of need. >> >>Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted >>Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 >>unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small >>writing on each and ivery one......... >> >> >> >> >> >>MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM >> >>Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy

i got done with a dato 1600 the same way, took the head off to find oval boars. I ended up selling it again, but at least i told the guys who bought it. basicly i found out taht its buyer beware, but anything over a certin amount has a cool of perioed, do ring the fair traders, but taking it to court is a long and expensive process, which would require you statements from the mechanics. Good luck.

the only time i had stuttering was when i had a busted intercool pipe rubber. OR fouled plugs and igniter. do a search on how to check ECU codes (with in the forums) should be heaps and that will tell you.

nah no way i kept getting stuck behind slow arse cars. Where did you see me, sorry i didnt see ya

well sin does have the mou, well last time i saw you

>>>Apples and Wine >> >>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the >>tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are >>afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the >>apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. >>The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in >>reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to >>come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the >>top > >>of the tree. >> >>Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's >>up > >>to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something >>acceptable to have dinner with.

solex lock system, plus get an alarm/imobliser

f**king thrustie cammel v8 i would think

lol yeap other cars suck, I have an old ute as well.

did you run and hide under the bed Leech

I borrowed 20k and payed it of in 2 years, would have been quicker but, things needed replaceing on the car, like the f**king gearbox.

As of today lunch time I went in and told the bank to sod off, and payed the remainder of my loan out. SO my baby is now mine. Just thought i would share that.

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says, " I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

THE GOLFERS Playing the front nine of a complicated golf course, the man became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew the hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened, and he approached her again with the same request. She said "I'm on the 14th hole; you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh." "No I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off his stool. Irritated she said, "See I knew you would laugh." "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

welcome to the world of skylines and fuel consumption, I can get 400k's if i realy realy watch my foot, but normaly 300 mark.

like i said i cant due to hockey commitments on that night

anyone with cartoon sigs like beaus' must be gay espesialy on a car forum

white 33 on gininderra dirve this evening sometime

white car black soot you must have seen mine then, f**king black shit every where i need polish to remove mine

yeap even getting my mate to spray that after I have done prep work would be 5 to 8k, and thats me stripping the car, but you would end up with award winner job