>>A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
>>hosted
>>by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
>>young,
>>idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
>>Sergeant Major
>>for conversation.
>>
>>"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
>>Is something bothering you?"
>>
>>"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>>
>>
>>"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
>>looks
>>like you have seen a lot of action."
>>
>>"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>>
>>The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
>>"You
>>know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>>
>>The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>>
>>Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
>>the
>>wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>>"1955, ma'am."
>>
>>"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
>>everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his
>>hand
>>and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him
>>several
>>times.
>>
>>Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
>>and said,
>>"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
>>
>>The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
>>matter-of-fact
>>voice,
>>"I hope not, it's only 2130 now."