> Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
> born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
> Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
>
> Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
> and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he
> so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
> said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they
> came back home.
>
> Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
>
> When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The
> mother said, Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has
> beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose
> and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes",
> the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have
> 20/20 vision "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be f****d
> if he needed glasses."