Here's my list will start with the funny one.
Travelling on bruce highway copper just pulled someone over & parked on the white line,as he gets out a truck is coming the other way & it's on the centre line i hit the brakes with nowhere to go & the coper bails back inside the cop car head first.
Heading to the drags & notice a cyclist on the road so i check my mirrors to see what room he needed to find one of my ramps had come half way out(ramps go in from pass side to keep trailer low) hit brakes hard & pulled up just before him.
Bringing back a hq tonner with 2 front straps one rear,handbrake was on & in gear and a moron in a 4wd decides to lock up the brakes to stop for a fruit stand in a 100 zone, rear strap breaks,car goes over the front of the trailer luckily the 2 straps stop it hitting the tailgate,bloke in 4wd realises he nearly caused an accident and took off.
Last one was driving home on the highway after dropping car off, it was raining & we were both tired missus is asleep next to me next minute she screams look out i lock up the brakes trailer starts swinging i got it straight then she tells me she was dreaming & woke up,scared the shit out of me.