lol, sadly thats all true. Melbourne's got it all! The festivals, clubs, shopping, events, footy amongst other sports, tourism. etc etc
The only thing that deters me from melbourne is Victorians. Theres a real different attitude with people over there. /*hopes no Vic members see this post*
Make sure you check out Sydney too man, f**king great city - of which i'd choose to live over Melb any day!