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60 things NOT to say to a naked guy
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>> >>1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
>> >>2. Ahh, it's cute.
>> >>3. Who circumcised you?
>> >>4. Why don't we just cuddle?
>> >>5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
>> >>6. It's more fun to look at.
>> >>7. Make it dance.
>> >>8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
>> >>9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
>> >>10. It looks like a night crawler.
>> >>11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
>> >>12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
>> >>13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
>> >>14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
>> >>15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
>> >>16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
>> >>17. Oh no, a flash headache.
>> >>18. (giggle and point)
>> >>19. Can I be honest with you?
>> >>20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
>> >>21. Let me go get my tweezers.
>> >>22. How sweet, you brought incense.
>> >>23. This explains your car.
>> >>24. You must be a growing boy.
>> >>25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
>> >>26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
>> >>27. Are you one of those pygmies?
>> >>28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
>> >>29. Every heard of clearasil?
>> >>30. All right, a treasure hunt!
>> >>31. I didn't know they came that small.
>> >>32. Why is God punishing you?
>> >>33. At least this won't take long.
>> >>34. I never saw one like that before.
>> >>35. What do you call this?
>> >>36. But it still works, right?
>> >>37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
>> >>38. It looks so unused.
>> >>39. Do you take steroids?
>> >>40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
>> >>41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
>> >>42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
>> >>43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
>> >>44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
>> >>45. Aww, it's hiding.
>> >>46. Are you cold?
>> >>47. If you get me real drunk first.
>> >>48. Is that an optical illusion?
>> >>49. What is that?
>> >>50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
>> >>51. Were you neutered?
>> >>52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
>> >>53. Does it come with an air pump?
>> >>54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
>> >>55. Where are the puppet strings?
>> >>56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
>> >>57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
>> >>58. Never mind, why bother.
>> >>59. Is that a second belly button?
>> >>60. Where's the rest of it?