A travelling salesman knocked on a door one day and was surprised to have it opened by a 10 yr old boy.
The boy was wearing his father’s smoking jacket, holding a tumbler of Scotch which, judging by his unsteady disposition, was clearly not his first for the day. Adding to this already amusing scene was the fact that he was smoking a cigarette and had a copy of Hustler wedged under his arm.
The salesman, trying not to laugh, quickly gathered his thoughts and asked politely “Good morning son, are your parents home?”
The little boy looked indignantly at the salesman and raising an eyebrow, replied in a very accusatory manner,
“now what the phuc do you think”
The morale of this story is - Think before you ask a stupid question.
Which brings me to the point of this thread, what is the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked?
Please refrain from long winded descriptions, keep it short, concise and amusing please.
Rock on fellas.