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  1. Thats why I called it an interesting and possibly incendiary problem. I don't have the answers to such questions. You guys must search inside yourselves for those. I can only provide a theatre in which they canbe discussed. :uh-huh:
  2. I know what you mean Dex. Ppl from Melbourne and Sydney often think every other city is a little country town.
  3. I reckon this presents an interesing and possibly incendiary problem. Because we as SAU VIC don't exist in any " official" sense, because we don't have an "official" committee and no "official" membership criteria, how would one determine who has rights to possess such a trophy? I'm not particularly worried who has the trophy as I wasn't in town for, nor did I put in work for MAS but for those that did, are they happy for the trophy to be a t BMT? But if not, where else would it go? Things that make your go hmmmmmmmmmmm
  4. Did you nail her? Anyone that dumb should have been an easy hook up.
  5. Wardest

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    Odd, from the outside my ride would look the same as yours. Lowered, 400r kit but without modded exhaust. I have been eyeballed by lots of cops and not pulled over once. I spose whenever they see me I'm adhering to the traffic laws and not driving erractically. Maybe my car doesn't look like a "hoons" car.
  6. Nice one Dox, some ppl are morons eh?
  7. A travelling salesman knocked on a door one day and was surprised to have it opened by a 10 yr old boy. The boy was wearing his father’s smoking jacket, holding a tumbler of Scotch which, judging by his unsteady disposition, was clearly not his first for the day. Adding to this already amusing scene was the fact that he was smoking a cigarette and had a copy of Hustler wedged under his arm. The salesman, trying not to laugh, quickly gathered his thoughts and asked politely “Good morning son, are your parents home?” The little boy looked indignantly at the salesman and raising an eyebrow, replied in a very accusatory manner, “now what the phuc do you think” The morale of this story is - Think before you ask a stupid question. Which brings me to the point of this thread, what is the dumbest question you’ve ever been asked? Please refrain from long winded descriptions, keep it short, concise and amusing please. Rock on fellas.
  8. What an extremely bizzarre question. What makes you ask something like that?
  9. Ok, 50 Shemale pictures coming your way mate. I will withhold the $20 fee for each of them tho. :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
  10. Mate, I don't give a fat rat's crack whether it was off topic or not. My threads are for my amusement only so if its funny, post it. And that was hell funny. I don't think it can be topped actually. I think you should show the post to Louise and let her bask in the pride as well. I'll be starting some new threads soon when I lose interest in this one. Don't worry about keeping them on topic. As long as they stay funny unlike that damn Vic Wasteland. When I get bored with the thread, I'll ask the Mods to close it. ( see the "Just Ask Wardest" thread for example )
  11. And the winner of the Best Application of Car Lingo to his Bird, award goes to James. Mate, that was a champagne bit of commentary. Not only did you show expert knowledge of the car industry catch phrases but you applied them perfectly to your current "transport" I am thouroughly impressed by your commitment to convey as much information as possible without actually stating the obvious. 10 points mate, a performance like that can't be faded. :burnout:
  12. I say we print the article from Carpoint and carry it with us. Then if we get pulled over we can use it as a reference.
  13. Yeah, if they aint got the Xenons then its off to the workshop for a quick install. They're $$$ of course.
  14. Gotta be well tuned. No leaky diff or whine from the gearbox. And if the back end is starting to wander then its time to upgrade.
  15. Mmmmmmmm, HPI. Loving your work there man.
  16. I'm off the car now bro..., I'm onto the merits of short chicks.
  17. Gordy, I said "she" aint that short. 5'3 is an ok height isn't it?
  18. Whaddaya mean, I've been here all along on the ground since the whole thing began. And as for my ride height....., she aint that short. :bahaha:
  19. But its not drivel when the thread is started by me. Its carefully structured, entertaining, stimulating banter. Why do you think you're all having such a good time? Its coz I'm pulling the strings.
  20. I'm no whore, I just start the threads that get the whole club whoring. C'mon, tell me you don't like it and I'll stop. Where would any of you be without my "in your face thread" stylz? I'll tell you where, back in the Wasteland, posting drivel and getting bored.
  21. Do you park in the far corner near the Brotherhood bins? If so thats the one I see. I always make sure no one has phucced with it. I give it a look over to see all is well. Often needs a wash tho dude but then I'm just being picky
  22. I know dude, but I thought someone had to liven this place up a bit. The therapy thread and the genital piercing one were just the tip of the iceberg. Stay tuned for "Wardest's Wasteland", Wardest's Warzone" and "Wardest Wants Action". They are gonna be all class threads and a total tear up. To quote Beteljuice, "Let turn up the juice and see what shakes loose"
  23. Cool, not too far from me then. Cruises here we come. I've been itching to do the GOR again so we should organise to hit that soon. Whaddaya say fellas?
  24. No, this isn't a thread about breaking the drought and getting some action. Its about how I went for a cruise last night and didn't see one cop until........ "duh duh duh" I was approaching the cnr of Commercial Rd and Chapel St. I'd just realised that I'd seen no cops at all when one pulled out of Izett st directly behind me. We stopped side by side at Chapel St and he moved forward to checkout my front bar. Now, my ride is prolly shy of legal height by about 5mm and with the 400R kit it looks even lower. I acted as cool as I could and pretended to be oblivious to the cop looking. When the lights turned green we both moved off with me trying not to run boost at all so he wouldn't hear my BOV. Needless to say I moved so slowly I had tolook suspicious. However he couldn't have given a toss and turned into Chapel. I stopped sweating and booted it all the way to 60km/h haha to get the phuc outta there. I must have built up a reserve of good karma with all my legal driving so the cops leave me alone. It was a good night.
  25. Oh, man.... if Pushead's ride was the grey 33 with the GTR wing then I saw that one all the time also. Do you guys live close to Tooronga station? If so, PM me we should hook up for drives. There is also a black 33 that parks there regularly too. No idea who that is.
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