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This kid has "mother" issues. So where is Meggala? He's being particularly cagey. I bleiveve the piercing in qhestion is called a "Prince Albert"

I think firstly we'd all like to hear from Meggala on this. IS HE GETTING "Stanley" stapled?

Well, he asked about it in my "JUST ASK WARDEST thread. I thought such a noble topic deserved a dedicated thread all to itself.

So Meg, is it true, are you considering getting Mr Winkie drilled?

Sorry Bro, I'm washing my hands of the psycho babble therapy crap. All I wanted to do was create an amusing thread, mission accomplished. I'm off to start one on Meggala and his Dick piercing. You're on your own with this one. Bye.

YEAH....., HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW THIS IS KICKING THE ARSE OF THE WASTELAND. FINALLY WE HAVE SOME ENTERTAINING, HUMEROUS POSTING. MY WORK HERE IS DONE. until I start the thread on genital piercing for Meggala. :rave:

Honestly man, If you are gonna have bit of metal stuck through you johnson the one thing you can expect it PAIN!!!! Up to you tho. I support most forms of self expression. I'm gonna start a thread called "Meggala's Genital Piercing" Should be entertaining.

Which was the point from the outset. :bahaha:

Meg, I don't think you need to worry about a genital piercing mate. They don't have jewellery small enough for you. But seriously, provided you have it done professionally, and then look after it, all will be well.

Ok guys, I'm back. Anyone need any help? I'll be here till 4:00 today. Then I'll be off playing golf. I hope you all had as pleasant a lunch as i did. First I had 6 Oysters, au natural with a sprig of dill and a squeeze of Lemon. Then I had roasted Pheasant with a garlic and rosemary sauce. With baby carrots, scallop potatoes and steamed broccoli. Dessert was a simple crepe' with strawberries and rich vanilla Ice Cream. Gotta love Florentino's

I'm off to lunch. I'll be back at 2;00 if you have any urgent problems

I can't help it, I have a lot of love to give:D Dude, an SR20DET powered Datto 1600. You don't need therapy. Your head is obviously screwed on the right way. Nice work on that.

Nice work there Pred. I'm impressed. Perhaps we should rename the thread "JUST ASK WARDEST AND PRED" I see an opportunity to expand beyone the constraints of this forum. Maybe we should offer club wide counselling? :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

I wouldn't say that I've just "come onto a public forum" I've been around for a while. In any case, my story is not the question here. You seem to have taken issue with my behaviour. Could you have been hurt by someone you trusted in the past and are therefore wary of anyone offering to help you?

I agree with the conclusion about Terrance but you have my word that I am in fact the one and only Wardest. I wouldn't say that I was shattered but one usually regrets a missed opportunity. Although I never met Ambz in the flesh. You seem fine Denham but I am worried about Pred. He seems to habour a deep resentment for anything which causes him to remember his childhood. He may need years of care before he's a well rounded person again. Of course he may just needhis Line back. Thats prolly the best explanation.

No Dude, I can assure you that I am not Terrance. Althought I find your suspicion rather interesting. Were you bullied by a Terrance in primary school? I don't mean to pry but the Shrink in me emerges sometimes when it shouldn't

Well, if he really is happy then perhaps you should just be happy for him. Do you want him to come out with you for his benefit or for yours? All you can do is indicate that you are still his mate and want to hang out. If he chooses to stay under the thumb then it may be time to accept that he's to gutless to take a stand. Either that or he doesn't wanna come out. But that's prolly not the case.

These things often work themselves out naturally. He'll soon realise what he's missing out on and take appropriate steps. Whatever you do, don't ask him to choose between you and his GF. This will cause tension. Just keep inviting him out to stuff. He'll soon want his life back and will ditch the baggage. Either that or he'll grow some balls and put his foot down. A man who has lost his independence to his GF is like huge fart. They both get free and cause havoc eventually. Give your mate time, he'll come around.

That is up to you my friend. Only your outlook will determine the volume in the glass. And thus your demeanour will be solidified. You must choose to accept the things you can not change and have the courage to change the things you must in order to be happy.

It only appears that way . Life and evolution both move in a cycle. At the moment the earth is in a purge phase. The forces of justice and good are purging the planet of what is evil and destructive. It happens every decade or so. We will soon settle down into that reassuring uneasy peace again that we all so dearly crave. Remember "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" - Thomas Jefferson.

I have no idea mate. this is a thread for emotional problems.

Pred, your attempts to cross examine me with what is obviously false rhetoric only expose your fear of rejection even further. You seem to think that by belittling me and branding me a "bastard" it will somehow validate the feelings of resentment you hold towards your past. I'mnot the only with the problem mate. You need to look inward to find peace and self acceptance. You have to let it all go Pred. you don't have to be your past and by accepting this you won't be doomed to that downward spiral.

I knew it!! Oedipus complex. Its the root of all male psychiatric issues. NEXT!!!!

As I stated, smartarses will be reprimanded. This is highly inappropriate behaviour. this is a serious thread. Lolux, you are clearly struggling with issues regarding your mother and you apparently have an exclusion complex. My advice is to seek new friends and acquaintances. They will help you rebuild you self esteem. As for your delusions about any relationship you an I might have, I can only say that it must be because of repressed childhood memories eminating from a shortlived sexual relationship with your local milkbar owner.

Good question Pred. Obviously you have a mild oedipus complex and perhaps some issues regarding control. However enough about you, lets mention me for once. I decided the Wasteland was too random and unordered. I was seeking something loosely structured in which I could reach out and help my fellow SAU members on an emotional level, an advice thread seemed perfect. So this is it. Wardest's Advice Thread. Spread the word Pred.