Wardest

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is me putting my foot down here. You can either ignore me or take notice. My advice is to take notice IF YOU ARE ON YOUR Ps AND DRIVING A CAR OVER THE LEGAL POWER RANGE YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW. IF YOUR CAR HAS ILLEGAL MODS, YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW. IF YOU ARE PULLED OVER FOR EITHER,THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, DON'T POST IT HERE. WE ARE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT. Now this is the advice section of my post. To avoid unwanted attiontion from the cops whilst driving. DON'T BREAK THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It can't get any simpler than that.

DON'T DRIVE AN OVER POWERED CAR WHILST ON YOU Ps. HOW STUPID ARE YOU? No I'm not kidding, I'm not sorry and I don't detract the question. 1) You will be on your Ps which to me indicates you have very little experience ( shut up, don't argue ) 2) You'll be in a powerful car with very little experience ( to me that says suicide ) 3) In doing so you are putting yourself, you passengers and other drivers at serious risk.( to me that says immaturity and culpable driving ) 4) You risk, defects, fines and demerit points by breaking the law. Personally, as a member of this community I hope you are caught fined and canaried for driving an overpowered car whilst on a Probationary license. A tip from me: take your first drive through Knox. When Officer Pettet nails you, AND HE WILL!!! Shake his hand for me. And don't even think about posting a whinge on here about it because all you'll get is a big finger and laughter coming from me. You demonstrate the sort of attitude indicative of MCCR. Join them, don't tarnish what good name SAU has left. I am appalled that you are so willing to break the law. Grow up and pull you head in.

Hmmmmmmmmm Leewah doing show and tell. Sounds interesting.................., no really, it does. So guys, how have the past meetings turned out, all is going well I hope? :headbang:

I see that you, like most people who've attempted to engage my interest on the topic of my thread, are bereft of the skills required to comprehend my posts. Most didn't understand my point during my inital entry. You, it seems, missed the intent of my last. If you had posted your above question earlier this morning or in fact sometime last night I would be in a position to pass judgement on you. However you'll see by my last post that I"VE PULLED THE PLUG!!!!! Thats right, I'm no longer passing judgement on anyone. However spewing forth abuse isn't boring me yet so I'll happily give you a bit of that. But to answer your question, I've been good Bro, hope you are travelling nicely :headbang:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, My nefarious plan has worked perfectly. This forum has been dull, boring and dry for so damn long and now I’VE sparked it up again. At least that’s the way I see it so I’m therefore satisfied. What’s that you say? Who do I think I am telling you that your forum is boring? Oh, you must be a NOOB. NOOB NOOB NOOB. Because as far back as I can remember, this forum used to be amusing. Christ!! I almost began to wish the VL boys would come back to liven it up again………….ALMOST. Now, those who were witness to sheer brilliance which was the “Just ask Wardest” thread will recognise this stage as the point at which I PULL THE PLUG. Therefore Anyone with a real problem or anyone needing real life conflict resolution can go and get ffffffffffffffffffar away. As I stated in the opening post, I don’t really care at all. This thread was for my amusement only. Any joy anyone else gleaned from it was purely coincidental and, I assure you, unintended. However this thread has provided be with much amusement in the few short hours its been active. Keep it going if you want, I’m sure I’ll be happy to offer you more pearls of my infinite wisdom however as for passing judgement, find someone else who’s gonna do it for you. Sorry for leaving you out there Dark. Disclaimer: Any sincerity, goodwill or pleasantry encountered will reading Wardest’s posts is 100% coincidental. Wardest reserves the right to say what he likes to whomever he likes. If offence is taken at any comment issued by Wardest it is because said comment was provoked and liability lies wholly with the offended party.

Leewah, Anyone telling you to not do what your biological urges tell you is WRONG!!!! Yes men have them too but for far more logical, worthwile and economically reasonable things other than screaming kids. I hate kids, they make women fat and ugly, people poor and they irritate the crap out of me. But back to my point. Leewah, DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!!! If anyone cracks it at you for this. Turf her...."ahem' I mean, just do as you please anyway. ITS YOUR HOUSE, YOUR GARAGE AND YOUR CAR!!!

OK HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Voting ( Hey Dave, hope ya rocking ) and people's rectums are not my concern. Give me issues of conflict, fights, arguments, that sort of thing. I want to tell people they are "WRONG" or "RIGHT" I don't actually care about solutions or how people actually feel. Now, who has a simple issue which needs the protagonist labled?

Does "X" have pubic Lice? Just wondering. Work out exactly what you want and then go for it. You "CBF" attitude doesn't encourage me to wrack my brain about how best to help you. My advice is an attiude adjustment and then go to town on "X" and get what's yours.

Go see a Doctor about the rampant Pubic Lice in your crotch and then re-read my post. My judgements will be issued to solve an issue of conflict. Unless you want to take the Crabs to Court, stop bothering me. :Owned:

For those who know Me, I'm back. Well, for at least one thread anyway. For those who haven't yet had the pleasure, look me up and learn. Shit has been far too unfunny round here for far too long. Therefore we are gonna try something similar to a old thread of mine. In this case though, we aren't gonna "Just Ask Wardest". In this case you are gonna ask me questions regarding some form of conflict you may be having and I'm gonna PASS JUDGEMENT. Thats right folks, I'll TELL you who's wrong and who's right. So lay it on me, it may be an small arguement with you Woman or great big legal problem, I don't mind. I'll judge anything Responses may take a while but you will have my opinion eventually. HOWEVER!!!! Please remember that this is for my own amusement and that essentially I don't really give a stuff about you or your problems be they real or fabricated. To all you Noobs who are gonna begin asking "Whos this dickhead?" I will allow you this one indiscretion, but sit down, behave and I'll let you off with a warning. Leewah, Pred, Nark, Horus, Ash, Inasnt, Funk, how are ya fellas? Welcome me back with open arms and lets do this thing. "My friendship, you know you want it" -Bart Simpson.

Have a nice club guys

Ahhh, please refer to the title of this thread. In no way was it intended to be abusive. Well at least not towards myself anyway because unless you are blind, stupid or illiterate ( I did say "unless", you can't peg me for abuse there ) the title cleary states that this thread is "A TRIBUTE TO WARDEST!!!!!" and its about time I was recognised for my work over the years.

Certainly not, I count myself extremely lucky that I haven't been "taken advantage of" If I felt that I had, I wouldn't have posted the details of my disconcerting experience.

I have absolutely no idea what you mean. The last thing I remember is opening my front door on Saturday morning after going to GOD on Thursday night and then to Hard Kandy on Friday, feeling a thump on my head and then everything went black. When I woke up this morning I was still in my neon phatties and visor, had a pounding headache and I was lying on the floor. Luckily, someone had washed / ironed all my shirts, drycleaned my suits and made my bed. I know I had a great time for the first half of the long weekend but I assume I was out cold for the other 2 days. Someone even cleaned my flat and did the dishes. I know it couldn't have been me becoz I NEVER do the dishes. Will have to do it all again next weekend to see if I've adopted a sympathetic stalker.

Ohhhhhhhhh my head. Where the hell have I been?

Ahhh dude...., I gotta say you're slightly overestimating even the newest of light aircraft there. The brand new Cessna Skyhawk, despite being one of the most modern, single prop driven, piston engined light cairraft in production, only runs 160 BHP at 2,400 RPM. In fact its big brother, the Cessna Turbo Skylane doesn't run much more at 235 BHP at 2,400 RPM So your car is actually a vastly superior performance machine. As long as it stays on the ground

Hey Bass, could you please delete your post. Or at least the numbers in it. I'm pretty sure Dave wouldn't want this info posted so close to the comp.

Too.....many...jokes....about....obvious....cretinism. Mustn't.....bite......

Steady there Nark, I couldn't agree more. I would be shocked and dismayed if any SAU member did act like a spastic. I'm positive everyone would be on their best behaviour. However this would not stop the police handing out EPA notices and canaries at will, or hassling ppl just because they feel like it. Most ppl would agree that simply driving up the road to the shops can be enough to attract unwanted attention from the Law.

I spose we can only hope. At the very least you've done the right thing and informed them of the meet. It gets it out in the open and proves we aren't trying to hide anything. In any case, I have other plans that night so I won't be there. However for me to bring the car to any sort of meet the current climate with the Police will need to warm up a quite a bit more than the frosty chill which exists now. This is a step in the right direction tho. All the best for it fellas. I hope I'm wrong about the police treating it as one big the sphincter of the universe Shoot.

Sorry to sound like a killjoy but I wouldn't trust the police as far as I could throw one of their TOG cars. Sure, the cops who come to the meet, make themselves visible etc and have a yak will be nice guys. They won't hassle anyone and all will be buddy-buddy. On the surface at least. However I'm tipping they'll take Rego numbers and descriptions of car etc on the sly. Plus, their TOG mates will have the surrounding roads staked out in a major way. I'm predicting a defect and canary storm coming out of this. So many imports and modded cars in one place will be too tempting for them. Its a whole months revenue quota in one night. I will be absolutely dumb struck if no one and I do mean NO ONE, who attends this meet gets any sort of infringement notice. Fingers crossed though.

I had undertaken the contemplation of just such a course of action Nark. However we mustn't blame young Horus for the use of a misspelt nomenclature. One's diction, spelling and grammar are usually the first victims of over consumption of that highly inebriating liquor. I suppose it is plainly obvious that I'm one of those boring toffs who never touches a drop.

Why am I scared now? :spew:

Because being banned from the forum once just isn't enough is it? :slap:

Nice to know I've been missed fellas!!! Will be back in form soon so keep watching this space. :headspin: :cuddle: