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Don't go anywhere that doesn't have allocated seating. However my vote goes to the Jam Factory. Actually if you can run with Gold Class, do that. Its second to no other movie experiences. Except perhaps the interactive one at Shaft.

Cheers mate, have great one.

Yeah man. She went all hard arse on some MCCR muppet and a bad streak emerged in her. Any cute girl with a vein of evil through her just hooks me right in. I always get into the stuff which is bad for me.

I used to go to the oil wrestling every Thursday back in 1997 Ask Leewah about it. He competed once. I rarely laugh as much as I did that night. AND HE GOT ONE OF THE BIKINI TOPS OFF!!!! Bravo Leewah.

Yeah man. I met you at Ice back in early March. Just after I got my Line. Yours was up on the hoist there and the conversation went like this Ward- "That's a real nice looking front bar ya got there mate." Gerald- "Whaddaya mean? Its the same one as yours" Ward-: I know thats why I said its nice" You didn't actually say anything but you get the picture. Oh and BTW. That has to be the best comeback photo I've ever seen. I'm gonna rip that and use it as an Xmaz card. Phuccing brilliant.

I'm off to a wonderful land filled with fluro colours, pharmaceutical joy and loud NU NRG, Trance, Hard House and Techno music. I will be totally blitzed for for most of my break. Rave land, here I come.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm merely have a short break. Read my initial post. I'll be back on the 7th January,

At the cruise Ash organised. The one in Doncaster where the CB radios were handed out.

You have met me actually. I already have my next thread all planned out for the new year. It will be an epic journey to centre of everyone's soul as I dispense guidance, criticism and emotion on a scale rivaled only by the ROF from an M249 SAW set to HCR. And my words will have all the piercing impact of .50 SABOT round hurled forth from an M2 HMG.

What are you talking about, I didn't forget you Smoothy.

Hey all, I’m writing this because after today I only have a few days left of the year online and wanted to make sure I got this up. I’ll be back at work and posting on the 7th January but I wanted to leave you with something to round up the year, for myself. It’s been a big one for me, lets recap shall we: I got my Liner in Feb, I’ve discovered a few more layers to life and made heaps of new friends. I rode in Leewah’s GT-R as it ran an 11.03 at Heathcote (not many can say they’ve done that) and I’ve even gained a new perspective on myself. So what have I learned this year? Well, I can say that one of the main things I learned is that starting a good funny thread can entertain you for days. With that in mind I’d like to point out that this isn’t such a thread. Feel free to whore it but its primarily just to say that I hope you all have a great silly season and go nutz whatever you do. See you round guys. Here are few thank you’s to people who’ve helped make my year a good one. Leewah: For being such great and valued mate since 1995. Ice Performance: For all the guidance and help. Cheers G and N Jamezilla: for promising to hook me up with Bar 20 girls. (It’s the thought that counts mate) Pred: For saying Hi at Heathcote once. I wasn’t sure it was you at first. Horus: for the advice on getting my medication to work faster. Maximus007: For the 1st cruise I ever went on Dark: for reassuring me that the quest for true love isn’t wasted on our youngens The VL Boys: For absolutely nothing. The forum ad mins: For admining the forum “duh” To Nark, Monkey and Inasnt: for the endless hilarity. Ash: For organising the most comprehensively planned cruise that I didn’t go on. Smoothline: For letting us know how much better QLD weather is than ours To everyone else that I’ve left out: BE MORE MEMORABLE SO YOU MAKE THE LIST NEXT YEAR. Have a great one all, Ed

No, dont!!!!

Who the hell is "we" ? Are you a Cop or a VicRoads dude? Hang on, you're prolly a manufacturer. All good.

Gotta jump on this. You may wanna consult this MCCR thread first. They'd know about ricey stuff like this. http://forums.melbccr.com/showflat.php?Cat...sb=5&o=&fpart=1

Hang around, the next thread will rock. I've already thought of the topic and with any luck it should rival my old Therapy Thread for laughs.

OK, I'm bored with this thread. Don't ask me anything else cos I have to much work I need to do Ok I'm fibbing. While I do have lots to do, the truth is I don't want any more posts on here because I simply don't care enought to reply. End of game. Another thread will appear soon.

Thats easy man. Sh'e dump you for the net for the same reason you'd dump her for it. No strings attached entertainment. There is a difference tho. As a bloke I'd assume you'd be trawling the net looking for vids and pics about Bondage, Water Sports, Teenies, Schoolgirls, Ebony lust, Oriental fantasies, Mature Milfs, Latinas, more bondage, perhaps a tiny bit of necro stuff ( no animals tho ), Bang Bus, Gag Factor, Asian Man, Dogfart, Skinny puppy, Girls gone Wild, College Phuc Phest, Swingers Chat rooms, Fantasy ICQ etc. You know, the usual stuff us blokes look for and download. She, on the other hand, is looking through shopping sites and make up suppliers, jewelery sites and Ebay. While she may not be going for Blacks on Blondes to satiate her fantasies, she is looking for obligation free excitement with no responsibilities or hang ups. Much like we do when we "go for a surf" And isn't that what we'd all like Ash? In short, the Internet just gives her what she needs right now, more so than you do. Unless you mean "Why did she email you a break up letter?" In that case I have no idea other than she's a derranged psycho who spends too much time online.

I agree AMbz Barbie is a Slurt

What the phucc was that James? I could tell it was a rip off of NWA: Straight Outta Compton. But where is that pisstake from and where is Locash?

I seriously doubt that mate. The whole Fiddy Cent character has been formulated by a panel of experts and fed to the population who follow the myth because they've been told the should. Take 2Pac for instance. He used to study ballet. He was no harder than a bus driver. In fact, bus drivers spend more time on "the streets" than 2Pac ever did. Liking the music has nothing to do with this tho. That is purely a matter of preference. Fiddy does look like an ape however. I bet he swings from trees along with Nathan Buckley.

If you are reffering to the email form of Spam then the exlanation is much the same as for the meat version, and I use the word 'meat' very loosely. Both are unwelcome, of little value to anyone and offer the body, soul and mind nothing in the way of nutrition. The canned variety is one of those things which is a bit like the VX gas in the movie The Rock. As Nicholas Cage's character Dr Stan Goodspeed describes it to his FBI boss, "Its very very horrible Sir. Its one of those things we wish we could dis-invent"

Thanks Ambz, thats mighty nice of you to remind us. But I can't go. If I did I'd have to kick my own arse. Seriously, not my scene but go ahead, go crazy. I rememember how much fun you had at the Ja rule party. hmmmmm, whatever happened to Ja Rule? He certainly faded away to nothingness. Perhaps Fitty Cent will do the same. We can but only speculate.

There was no need to step in, things were never gonna get out of hand. Nakedterror wasn't getting dark, he was just clarifying the situation for himself. Now, lets get back to business shall we? DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS RELATING SPECIFICALLY TO THE TOPIC OF THIS THREAD?

Of course I mean it, you had no choice but to agree with me. I was, as I always am, right. The patronising tone that post took on was merely an added bonus. However I meant no offence.