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Isn't this thread dead YET?!!!!! Can someone please kill it. it got old....oh, ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO!!!!

Its nothing to be ashamed of mate. There's nothing you could have done to prevent it.

Dude, your choice of car is your prerogative and I'll defend to the death your right to make that choice. Unless you choose a domestic and then all choices are forfeit. :flamed:

Oh relax, tossing a salad every so often can't be that bad. Look on the bright side, you could be in the Maximum Security wing.

1) This is a pet peeve of mine Ash. With so many people on this planet, you'd think there would be a glut of individuality. However it seems that the more people there are, the less they want to think for themselves. Instead, they latch onto something they think will be beneficial to their social standing and ride the reputation wave despite having done nothing to perpetuate the legacy they seek to derive kudos from. 2) I dunno, ring them and find out. :jester: But seriously, it'll be because Gerald and Nige are stuck under a car wrestling with somoeone's HICAS. Or something equally annoying. But don't hold your breath mate, I'll be taking mine down soon for a check up on the brakes. you may have to take a number.

OH HELL YES!!! I am such a sucker for a girl with a dangerous streak. And if she is just bona fide "bad" then I'm sucked in totally. Until I have to kill her that is. :Bang: :headshot: :skull: :uzi: :bond:

I specialise in freelance Counter Terrorism. However I could be convinced to use my skills for evil...., if the price is right.

This isn't about the shirt is it Adz, huh? No, its about your hair going grey. Look mate, there is nothing wrong with your hair lightening in colour. Some might say that it makes a man look very distinguished to have a silver sheen to his otherwise black mane. However the truth is that while some might say that, few actually do. It just makes you look old. The only course of action open to you is to get some of that hair dye gear from a chemist and colour your hair. Otherwise learn to live with it. Look on the bright side, you could be going bald, or impotent or incontinent. This isn't really all that bad.

Good question James, this is an old chestnut which keeps cropping up. The solution is, quite simply, one of physics. It is far easier to impale someone with the blade of a knife or the prongs of a fork than it is to do it with the handle of either. So the answer to your question, when seeking to remove that irritating person from the dinner table, it is very much a case of 'handles out' Forget about the dishwasher too, blood is best removed with elbow grease.

Right guys its time to liven this place up a bit. Things have been pretty quiet since the big crash so we need to regroup and get that whoring feeling back. Last time I posted a quasi- therapy thread it seemed to spice thing up but everyone bitched and moaned when I pulled the plug. It seemed they just couldn't grasp the fact that I was trying to have fun and really couldn't have given a fat rat's crack about their problems. If memory serves Meggala was going to get his wang pierced to. No word on how that went. So this time I thought we could amuse ourselves......, ok I'll be honest, I don't care how amused you all are, everything has only ever been about me. In any case I'd like to open the lines of discussion on etiquitte. If you need advice on what the 'correct' thing to do in any situation is, just ask, my guidance comes free of charge and totally honest. Lets make this a more comfortable world for everyone so we......ok sod you, just for me. (Serious questions only please. Answers will be a pisstake but its better that way)

Ahhhhhhhhhh I see. Yeah sign me up for the Blue Murder thing. It will be a good reference for my Hitman business which I'll be running from my bedroom.

What do you mean by "Film at 11...?"

There is always one asking for info on insurance. "Hi I'm new here and need some advice. I just bought an R33 GTST with standard mods from Con the Fruiterer. I'm 20, have lost my license 3 times for speeding, drinking and being unregistered. I have no prior insurance rating, I'm an illegal immigrant, convicted criminal in 3 states, have no money or job, live at no fixed address and I have no identification. Can you please tell me which companies will insure me and how much I can expect to pay for a premium if I get full comprehensive?" Thanks

See my post in this thread http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...&threadid=28367 Its all I've got to say.

"You shot who in the what now"

I'm now a dribbling mess. My medical bills are going straight to the SAU admins. Thats 15 hours of therapy @ 55 p/h inc. gst= $825 Prescriptions for: Lithium = $85 Zanax = $67 Percodan = $78 Temazapam = $43 Nurofen = $10.45 Not to mention all the calls I made to phone sex lines because I was stressed. 135 calls = $1549.35 5 visits to The Boardroom 5 x 2 hours at $350 p/h = $3500. Hang on, I do that each week anyway so I won't bill SAU for that Lets see, that all comes to: $2657.78 in Therapy. anti-depressant phamaceuticals and phone relief. I'll happily take a cheque.

Things won't be the same without you dude. I won't be the same. Sure you'll still post each day and we'll have a laugh but it won't be like it is now. Your posts just won't carry the same "ooomph" as they do coming from Vic. Just like Denham ( sp ). His witty brand of humour isn't the same now he's in QLD a lot. Whatever you do man, don't let the sun, surf, warmth, tan lines on girl's nubile young bodies, reef tan oil glistening on the bare breasts of their sun kissed goddess forms as they shine temptingly on some heavenly beach. The warm breeze making her their billow around tanned shoulders with a trickle of sweat running between her breasts and pooling in her belly button before easing down to the waistband of her bikini which is all that separates you from.............. "ahem", yeah man, take care and have a great one. -Ed:burnout:

I've got one of those. Ground clearance bites but ooohhh man does it look sweet. Whaddaya reckon Pred?

Brilliant, Will do so 2day. Won't be enough to get Somalia out of its national debt but I'll see how I go.

Yeah, just call me the No. 1 thunder stealer in town. You know me dude, I'd wear a sandwich board advertising ICE to a V8 Stupidcar event if you guys would let me. I still need to get a window sticker from you as well, and a T-Shirt, sox, jocks, maybe some mongrammed pants will be cool. Do you guys have an ICE line of footwear also? Perhaps we should discuss the possibilities of ICE furniture? ICE logos on couches, curtains, carpets would be great. Just some things to think about. E

Holy shiznit!!!! How did I miss this? Someone tell me who I get my $$$ to and how. Nark, i can hook you up over the W / E if needs be. Someone speak to me. I got an unusual urge to donate. I refuse to sponsor a kid or give blood, organs or tissue. I won't help out the Salvos or St Vinnies and as for Amnesty and Community Aid abroad, they can go an get far away. However I will face the fury of the armies of Evil armed with little more than a fruit knife if it will help SAU. Although I'm also happy to donate some $$$. Lemme know fellas. Oh, and Akeenan, whoever the Asian girl in that pic you posted is, can you hook me up?

Spot on Smooth. I just can't care about anyone else as much as I do about myself right now. That is not condusive to a healthy relationship. I've been called arrogant and narcissistic but I prefer to think of it as and Endearaing Self Confidence.

Yes, Leewah is the man. So impressed he bought the company.Well, some of it anyway. But ring them and ask to speak to either Gerald or Nigel. Both great blokes. Tell them Ed says "hi" Ice Performance 7 Dissik Street, Cheltenham, Victoria, Australia, 3192. Ph: 03 9512 7591 You won't be dissapointed.:burnout:

I am yet to meet the girl who absorbs me completely. I‘m not looking in any way so I guess that means it ain’t gonna happen soon. However my life is sweetly uncomplicated without a girlfriend. I can say that I’m truly happy with where I am, what I’m doing and the way I feel. For some reason I don’t actually need to be committed to just one person right now. Some might say that I just haven’t met the right girl yet but I think I’m avoiding doing so because I’m having too much fun. the old saying that “The grass is always greener on the other side isn’t necessarily true. At the moment I’m living in the greenest field I can see. Anyone is welcome to join me but I just don’t want anyone to expect/hope that I’ll move for a good long time. Love me, love my Skyline.

Jeebuz Smooth, you're generous. "That" girl I mentioned is gonna have to put up with alot. Basically any relationship is gonna have to be totally on my terms. EG: Only see me when I want, do what I want when I want. Be happy I only think of me. Realise that I'm the most important person in my world. Remembering stuff only when it suits me. Make me feel immensly happy whenever we're together. Hang on......, I just described my car. Sorry girls. :bahaha: