The Perfect Day According to HER:
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scales
9:30 Light breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
13:45 Shopping
14:30 Bump into boyfriend/husband's ex - notice she's put on 2 stone
15:00 Facial, massage, nap
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
22:00 Make love
23:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day According to HIM:
10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
14:15 Enormous lunch
15:15 Oral sex
15:25 Play sports with the guys
16:30 Drink much beer with the guys
18:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
18:40 Oral sex
18:50 Huge dinner, more beer
23:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
23:15 Sleep