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Its just like the octopus and the grasshopper, all summer the grasshopper collected acorns and stuff and stored them away, while the octopuss watched television and bludged off his girlfriend, when winter came, the grasshopper died and the octopuss ate all the acorns and got a flash sports cars. Are you following me on this??

and stylin it in cat alley

Well that was a little overdone I suppose so I better watch it or super cat will kick my ass

f**king EMO's

here pussy pussy

Junior, curious about some words he saw on the bathroom wall asked, "Mom, what's a pussy?" Mom remained calm, showed him a picture of a cat and said, "That's a pussy, son. A pussy is a kitty cat." "What's a bitch, then?" inquired the precocious little tyke. Mom got the dictionary out and said, "See, the dictionary says a bitch is a female dog." Not satisfied, he asked his father what a pussy was. Pops dutifully trotted out a girlie mag from his sock drawer, drew a circle around the genital region and said, "That's a pussy right there, son. And a fine specimen it is, too." "Well, what's a bitch, then?" asked Junior. "That's everything outside the circle."

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner table." Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile. "Yes," replied the girl, "much better." "Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass the c**t."

An Irishman, Australian and American were having a few pints together when the American raises the subject of unfaithfulness. "I think my wife is having an affair with a baseball player, I found a baseball glove under the bed this morning." "Funny you should say that" said the Australian " I'm sure my missus is having an affair with a cricketer, I found a cricket bat under the bed yesterday." "You're not going to believe this" replied the Irishman sincerely " My lady is having an affair with a horse. The other day I found a jockey under the bed."

lol Shane and his head skillz

methinks shane is jealous and wants his motor to look like that lol

Did you drive up?

from the last scene in southpark if i was older i would be jacking off about now lol

woo hoo south park is on

The American lobster, Homarus americanus, is a species of lobster found on the Atlantic coast of North America They commonly range from 20 cm to 60 cm in length and ½ kg to 4 kg in weight, but have been known to reach lengths of well over 1 m and weigh as much as 20 kg or more, making this the heaviest marine crustacean in the world

Goddam this place empties like a police raid at a brothel after 5 oclock. I am sooo bored. bored? yes I am A policeman got ranover today and he shot at the vehicle they caught him 350mts down the road. What a loser. Denghi fever anyone? they reckon all the new water tanks going in will increase mossie numbers and with them the dreaded fever. Some nut in sydney reckons he can see Jeebus in a rail platform, good drugs or what? thats all from the news desk ATM but wait Shane Warne reckons he wants his Ex back. Wil he wont he we wait with baited breath for this world class spin doctor episode BLAH.

Thanks for the mobile Dave its great having one I can hear ppl talk to me.

I guess I'm lucky I am using the microtech with a MAP sensor, I can imagine that an air flow meter would of chucked a wobbly at a boost leak.

So whats the address and what time? Now that I'm back to 14psi and all wooties and all.

BUT umm you ah just did mmmmm

Ahgrr I'm over it allready

its in the red circle

mornin all I just got my turbo hose from autobahn $90 ffs but at least I got one, now I just gotta wait till it cools down

Yes John where are the pics????

Yep thats me.

Is this what your talking about? If so I fixed it with a rubber strip I got at clark rubber, they call it a mudguard flare protector or similar costs bugger all.