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Hope you sold this, i'm in the market for one today and the crappy ebay ones are going for about $80, so $150 for a bluepoint is a ripper deal, shame i was not a bit earlier (and in sydney) I would have snapped it up!!

I have emailed them and will ring them Monday, thanks for the lead, greatly appreciated!

hi guys, Forgive me for posting this here but i figure someone will be able to point me in the right direction or have some suggestions... Cutting a long story short, I'm in the process of fixing up a 1998 VW Polo for a friend of mine for his 18th birthday. It was originally mine before a kangaroo sat on it. I found a 2nd hand silver guard for it which once mounted is 'close' in that its silver and that's about it I still need to get a bonnet, but if I do, what would be an economical way to have it painted, because after all we are talking about a VW Polo here whose total net worth would be close to that of a full tank of petrol, but they're safe, frugal and cheap to insure I rang the local panel shop that fixed up our farm landcruiser and he was talking about $600+ which I must admit is more than I realistically wanted to spend. I'd like to spend between the $200-$300 is possible and any service that i could provide in return (I'm in IT for 7-Eleven HQ, so slurpee vouchers are a given ). I should point out that I'm not super fussed at the quality of the job but something close would be nice. It doesn't have to last forever as its a first car. There are a few options i have for the bonnet, being a new Taiwanese, 2nd hand VW in another colour from a wrecker or a brand new VW one ($220,$240 and $440 respectively). If I was going to have the bonnet painted and it was not going to be a LOT more, I picked up a new original VW guard from ebay a few months ago (for $10), that while the painting is being done, may make economical sense to have painted too? I'm open to ways of doing it, as in I can take the old guard I took off along with the new guard and a bonnet to someone to match it as much as possible, they can do it at my place (have a big shed and plastic) then thats okay too. The car is no longer registered so it would be a little hard to get it somewhere, but of course wouQld do so if requires. I understand that makes blending difficult but for the price I want to pay, I dare say its not something that I would be getting anyway Any thoughts / suggestions or directions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks again!

Sabine in the ring taxi would be the making of any trip

I would have to agree... I liked the USA one also. Clarkson makes the show... He does not care how much hp it loses in the driveline or how the DSG gearbox works... all he cares about is that the engine sounds like a spitfire, there is some bloody squeek in the dash that he cant find and you can't see sh1t from the rear view mirror

Same here.. I was over there for 2 years and it did not even enter into my head that I should goto the ring.. how f'n stupid of me

I hate snowy because I was told to

James... what are your clients like? Do they primarily want the pose factor? or are some boy racer types who will appreciate a Exige S for example over a 997cab? anyway, no point me numbering them cause i have never (and most likely never will) drive them - 997 GT2 - E46 M3 CSL (I know its not made anymore but what a car) - Arial Atom (the SC'd one... hey... someone may want to drive one... i know I would ) - Aston Martin DBS - Range Rover Sport - Any Lamborghini... 'cause its a lambo, 'nuf said - Hire yourself an ex F1 car and take it to PI or something... im sure your members would like that.. hell.. I would

good point... for ferrari f430's

ill try and find it later.. its a hoot the NSX piece

i believe he would use a term like 'playstation thingi' as being alouf like he can do... but who knows

Hahaha pissa.. nice one

All very good points... in true clarkson style I'll update it, claim it was always like that EDIT: somewhat updated.

Is it worth subscribing to top gear magazine? does hammond, clarkson and may write much for it? or is it the same bland drivvel that we come to expect from mainstream motoring magazines?

I've always wondered what sort of review Jeremy Clarkson would do of my car... so I thought I would give it a go and write one in his image. I've missed bits that I have planned to write as I did not want it to be tooooo long. Gee I hope that SBS dont phark up the Australian edition of Top Gear. *cough* 'Drive TV' *cough* feedback is appreciated (unless its bad.. in which case, consider yourself wrong.. and doomed to a life of ridicule) JC: I was watching my son playing Need for Speed on his playstion thingi the other day when I heard it talking about the BMW E39 M5 as the ‘Ultimate executive express’ which got me thinking… is it? Now back in 1998 in the ‘old’ top gear some bloke called tiff tested if before moving to some inferior ‘other’ show called reserve gear or something, so I thought I should do the only manly thing possible… test it for myself, and what better way to do that… than with a race!! *cut to JC’s garage with M5 on cold, wet (read: ‘normal’) winters morning. JC: Right... being the high powered executive that I am I have everything a man could ever want… money, fame and a gorgeous blonde wife and a mistress that I keep in the south of France, but what it also means, is that I have an M5, and in true executive style I’m late for a meeting at the BBC in west London. *JC spread map over bonnet* JC: The start of our race is here, Wallingford, west of London. I have about 45 minutes to make my way into the BBC which is some 43 miles away, that’s the A130, A404 and the M4 motorway, which means that with a normal car I’d be in a spot of bother, however I have an M5… the pinnacle of BMW’s engineering back in 1999, how hard can it be? *JC accelerates out of garage rather ‘briskly’* JC: I've been driving for all of 30 seconds and the first thing you notice about the M5 (or any M car for that matter) is that BMW like to plaster the interior with M badges, just in case you did not realise you’d just spent 50,000 quid on their latest über saloon car, and this woodgrain *taps dashboard* is just some rubbish plastic. I’m a high powered exective… I don’t just want REAL wood.. I want wood from the amazon, hand carved by Brazilian indians. *Cut to various shots of JC passing camera car with wipers operating at full speed* JC: Okay, so here we are on the A404 in ‘Top gear’… That’s SIXTH gear Tiff, doing ‘some’ miles an hour, and according to the on board computer, *cut to on board computer showing arrival time of 9:15am* , still running horribly late. What we need now, is some speed. *JC drops down to 3rd gear and plants foot* JC: The M5 was one of the first BMW’s to have ‘DSC’ and what that means is, if I try and do this *JC plants foot going around round-a-bout*, the car flashes this little warning lamp on the instrument panel telling you “look, you may be able to afford an M5, but don’t think for one minute that I’m going to let you put it into that there scenery”, and cuts power from the engine while applying the brakes to individual wheels in an effort to keep you from making a complete hash of it. Now that’s all very well and good, but I’m in a hurry and I need to make up *looks at OBC* 14 minutes. *JC presses the DSC button on the centre console* JC: Now that we can send all of the M5’s 400bhp to the rear wheels, we’re free to do ‘this’ *cut to various shots of JC power oversteering around corners* JC: As much fun as to blast down the ‘B’ roads, you actually have to get to your destination informed, on time and most of all, in comfort and the M5 does not disappoint. Standard on this model are leather heated seats, sat nav, TV and sunroof, just what the pompous CEO type would want, a warm backside and the latest stock reports. JC: While I have been arsing about I’ve fallen even further behind schedule. I have 25 miles to make up and I’m about to join the M4, the slowest ‘high speed’ road in the country. On a normal day that would be fine, sitting in the traffic listening to Terry Wogan, but with this car and this amount of time to make up, It calls for plan B… the B roads *Cut to shot of JC turning off main road screaming up B road at full throttle* JC: On the B roads like this one you’re soon reminded that this is no small (Much like Hammond really) M3. It’s big, it’s heavy, It's a "MANS" car and it’s keeping my buttocks a toasty 32 degrees, but lose concentration for even a split second… and you will actually die and the reason is simple. It’s just too easy to drive fast in this car. While 400 bhp is not a lot by today’s standards, it’s the way in which it delivers it that matters, so effortlessly, the only way you know you’re making progress is the growl from those 4 exhaust pipes. Sure the new M5 has 507bhp and 700 different gearbox settings, but you have to rev the ring out of it and the gearbox is hideous, this is a much easier car to drive. Okay, so Hammond will go on about how you can tailer it to your own driving style, but at the end of the day, you need to spend all your time thinking *cue high pitched voice* "oooohhh do I want it firm..... or super firm, or do I want gearbox setting 5, or 6? Oh the choices, what shall I do?????" *JC bites nails* In this you have one setting and thats all you need. JC: Thanks to my sheer brilliance it has to be said, I’ve managed to pull out a sizeable 5 minute lead with my arrival time now scheduled for 8:55am but we have a slight problem. Normally you visit a petrol station to fill up on petrol, but oh-no, not with this car. No… while it may return about 15mpg around town, there is one thing it consumes at a far greater rate… OIL. *JC pulls into local SHELL service station and opens boot* JC: You see BMW had a problem… back in 1998 when they were developing this car, Mercedes released their latest incarnation of the E55 AMG with 350bhp. Not wanting to be outdone, BMW had to come up with a solution and that was *JC gets out piece of BMW advertising material* JC: “Low friction piston rings with alusil-silicon coated cylinder liners”, and what that means to normal people like you and I, is that it burns oil… LOTS of oil. Now BMW tell me that this is all for a very good reason: They don’t supercharge or turbocharge any M cars and they needed to pee further than their counterpart Mercedes. However what that leaves you with, is a 50,000 quid car that burns about as much oil as a 30 year old rover. But all is not lost however, because BMW have you covered. You see they give you this… *JC opens boot and pulls out 1 litre bottle of Castrol TWS Motorsport oil* JC: While it may ‘appear’ to be a normal bottle of oil, it isn’t… It’s a special blend made especially for this, and the M3… and it’s 20 quid a bottle, not cheap when you consider this car takes over 5 litres of the amber nectar of the gods. *JC raises bonnet* JC: Hahaha, make that 8 *JC points to M badge on intake manifold* *JC puts in litre of oil, closes bonnet and pulls out of service station, with obligatory tyre squeal* JC: Thanks to that little detour it’s going to be very close. Why didn’t BMW fit a big sign to this car saying “I’m important, get out of my way you peasant” *Bus pulls out in front of JC* JC: Argghhhhh… busses. You know if they replaced every bus in Britain with fast cars, everyone would be able to get where they’re going much quicker. So my solution to the countries congestion is quite simple.. Porsche 911 turbos for everyone. *JC pulls into the BBC carpark and parks in the chairmans car park* JC: Right… there we have it… Wallingford to London in under 45 minutes. I’m refreshed, calm, poised and ready to perform my executive duties which normally means giving myself a huge pay rise, and sacking 10% of the workforce. But what about the car… is it the ultimate executive express? Ummm… Yes. It’s fast, refined and now very reasonably priced. Sure Hammond would not be able to see over the windscreen and May would go on about it's 'carbon footprint' and excessive noise, but who really cares? *JC walks into BBC muttering under his breathe* JC: Do we really need May and Hammond? Cut back to stuido JC: So there you have it, and before you ask, I made an executive decision and we won't need the services of May or Hammonds teeth any longer, but more importantly, its time to find out how fast it goes around our track, and for that we need to hand it over to our tame racing driver. Some say he only drinks premium unleaded and that his parents were internal combustion engines, all we know, is that he's not called CEO STIG"

Hahah.. I'll have words with my writing staff *throws can of coke in general direction*

Does not sound like something Clarkson would say though does it... unless how he acts on TV is an act... you'd nearly expect him to say something like "The Nisan GTR is not a car... oh no... its the Millenium Falcon and the other supercars are Tie-fighters, where the GTR has one mission in life.. to destroy the death star... oh yes thats right people..... the GTR is coming for the 911 Turbo and as I sit here looking out the side window coming through chicago sideways, I dare say that darth vader and his cronies from stutgart had better be worried...... very worried indeed." ... or there abouts ... hands up who watched starwars on the wekeend

stupid unlicensed drivers.... hitting an E39 is bad enough (come near my M5 and all hell would have broken loose), but it could have been a LOT worse... could have been a P1 lambo or something. His life would have been financially ruined. He'll still be paying off the insurance company for years.. Now come on... what do you have knockoff E60 M5 wheels on the E39 for? If anything put a set of E39 M5 wheels on.... but make sure they are original

Hmmm works fine for me never mind.. we've been told to be quiet, good luck

My S62 sounds like this http://users.on.net/~sa145/Eisenmann_M5.wav with an Eisenmann Race exhaust. your M60 would be rather close

Phah.... get a bigger fiance

The M5 is a great car.... goes like the clappers (not in GTR league but still enough to embarass the LS1 commonbores) and sounds fantastic. Why do you want a primitive V8 when you've got an E38???

watched it and did notice it too..

Very nice car indeed!!!!!!!

I remember reading the same thing But still.. 135 is not bad when you consider the new M3 is about 150 or so by the time we see it. I would expect the evo to be about the 150k when it comes out. As for how many they will sell, hard to say. Depends on what you wanted. If you wanted the badge and did not care for absolute performance then you would go an M3 or Boxster, but if you wanted the fastest, then you'd go the GTR?