>A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
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>She rang the doorbell and walked in.
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>She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
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>naked.
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>Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
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>"What are you doing?" she asked.
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>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
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>daughter-in-law answered.
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>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
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>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
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>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
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>"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
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>"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
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>instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't
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>get enough of me."
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>The mother-in-law left.
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>When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
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>dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting
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>for her husband to arrive.
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>Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so
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>provocatively.
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>"What are you doing?" he asked.
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>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
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>"Needs ironing," he said.. "What's for dinner?"