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Nizmo

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  1. Morning Lee & Dan ...... what did we all have for breakfast?
  2. morning Paul ..... long time no see
  3. tomj ...... they wanted to use me in some of the photos .... and i cant make it next sunday cos i have a Hillbilly wedding to go too .... haha im one of the reasons that we made it the weekend of the 9th MORNING ALL :shake:
  4. same thing happened with me but it was a head-on ...... just cosmetic damage i got his number plate but never ended up reporting it ...... i had no witnesses ....not time...... and the thought of it just made me sick so im currently getting it fixed for free and a panel beater friend of my dads if it wasnt getting fixed for free yeah i probably wouldve chased it up with the cops.
  5. zethor - nice car ...... you might be interested: http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/at...=&postid=206052 she's mine ...... im glad to see you got rid of that tacky beige 80's interior in yours! Mine is also for sale getting shipped off to a caryard shortly.
  6. October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day
  7. Why I Fired My Secretary. . . Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- Naked.
  8. oh so bored.
  9. says the man with the commodore!! :bahaha:
  10. thats sooo cool Buy it for 10K and travel around Aust in it ..... Bargain!!
  11. thats sooo cool Buy it for 10K and travel around Aust in it ..... Bargain!!
  12. haha tell them to buy me drinks too its cool i thought you were saying it like you still had them
  13. Lee - shouldve told me about the tix before my friend made me pay $40 for them
  14. im outta here - to "buff up" as aidwin calls it. see ya after lunch
  15. Hear that everyone - Pacey's volunteered to BBQ our next cruise yay Paul: Joe's :whackit:
  16. sssh Denver - everyone might want to experience my talents
  17. donkey .... u doing anything for Melbourne Cup? Paul - be gone .... see u tonight
  18. least its a Badger and not a Beaver. paul nothing wrong with your cooking - what worried me is that you work on peoples cars but look how long it took you to work out how you work your oven
  19. sound like your doing ok to me Aidwin!! you could be the next naked chef
  20. aidwin ...... im still yet to sample some of this cooking!!
  21. whoever would enjoy it sorry was just bored .....
  22. ughhh naked niz is not a good thing! cool Bam - if its what you wanna do go for it!
  23. Paul: cool
  24. yeah ugly as hell and usually the drivers are stupid little p-plating eminem tryhards ......
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